Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[gob]

In her defence the child would have to also be French Canadian which probably wasn't possible in this case.

If he was committed, they could have got it done... Just need to learn the kid some French, and plan a timely trip up north.

 

[dash]

It's funny how many had the initials 'MB' as well

Martin Brodeur
Martin Biron
Martin Brochu

/they just happen to be my initials as well lol

 

[KennyBanyeah]

It's funny how many had the initials 'MB' as well

Martin Brodeur
Martin Biron
Martin Brochu

/they just happen to be my initials as well lol

Monty Burns?

 

[dash]

Monty Burns?

 

[sbb122]

The older brother and his wife of my ex girlfriend wanted to name their son Harley Davidson. Her snooty parents talked them out of it and they settled on Victor James. Lol

 

[puckhead]

I named my first born Sherwood Victoriaville Bauer and my second Koho CCM Bauer.

One day they will ask their mother why their last names are Bauer when neither of their parents share such a name and their mother will then tell them the story of why she divorced me.

At the breakfast table one morning, a daughter asks her mom "why did you name me Teresa?"
Mom says "Your father and I decided to name you kids as anagrams of the things we love. I love Easter, so your name is Teresa"
The sons says "dad, wh...."
"Shut up Alan"

In her defence the child would have to also be French Canadian which probably wasn't possible in this case.

presumptuous of you to assume you know who the father is.

 

[forty_three]

In her defence the child would have to also be French Canadian which probably wasn't possible in this case.

Or Czech or Swiss or just normal Canadian.

It's funny how many had the initials 'MB' as well

Martin Brodeur
Martin Biron
Martin Brochu

/they just happen to be my initials as well lol

Martin Gerber
Martin Prusek
Marty Turco

^ the other three in case anyone was wondering.

 

[forty_three]

Gavin Bayreuther makes his NHL debut tonight on defence. Wearing #7.

The last two Jackets to wear that number are JMFJ and FJC.

 

[forty_three]

Apparently Bayreuther played 20 or so games with Dallas.


Still think he should know better than to wear that number.

 

[forty_three]

 

[sbb122]

Man I didn’t realize the jackets were that bad.

 

[forty_three]

Man I didn’t realize the jackets were that bad.

It's been ugly for a while. Torts lost the room in February and it's just gotten worse since then. He started randomly benching guys and everyone just tuned him out. Laine's benching was the end of it.

Trading away Foligno, Nash, and Savard and losing Werenski, Bemstrom, Nyquist and Jenner to injury and having Del Zotto and Korpisalo remain completely healthy has hurt for sure.

A messed up short season might not be such a bad one to tank away. If the Jackets can get a real coaching staff, get Foligno back and get an actual #1C (And they have 3 first rounders and a starting goalie to try and make that happen at the draft) and I think they will rebound.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Laine has scored in 3 of his past 20 games.

Can go on about his line mates and coaching all day but I watched Phil Kessel put up 30 a year for five seasons with Tyler Bozak at C while coached by some of the worst bench bosses the NHL has ever produced. Something has gone very wrong there.

 

[forty_three]

Laine has scored in 3 of his past 20 games.

Can go on about his line mates and coaching all day but I watched Phil Kessel put up 30 a year for five seasons with Tyler Bozak at C while coached by some of the worst bench bosses the NHL has ever produced. Something has gone very wrong there.

Fair, but Phil Kessel never gave a shit about his defensemen getting caught behind the net in the O-zone and trying to cover for them.

Laine is trying to play the entire ice surface (POWER FORWARD! REAL PRO!) and keeps watching Del Zotto and Jones carry the puck all the way below the circles and then just losing it. He has a really hard time getting to the places on the ice where he is used to scoring from.

Rather than yell at his lap dog, Torts is yelling at everyone else to cover for them. Bjorkstrand, Tex and Domi are also having down years. And it ain't effort.

 

[thedddd]

Max Domi To Be A Healthy Scratch For Blue Jackets

April 20: After their loss last night, the Blue Jackets will again scratch Domi in the rematch this evening. The only …

www.prohockeyrumors.com

This is going to end well.

 

[thedddd]

The older brother and his wife of my ex girlfriend wanted to name their son Harley Davidson. Her snooty parents talked them out of it and they settled on Victor James. Lol

Would have been awesome if they were having twins and naming the other child “Marlboro Man”.

 

[forty_three]

Max Domi To Be A Healthy Scratch For Blue Jackets

April 20: After their loss last night, the Blue Jackets will again scratch Domi in the rematch this evening. The only …

www.prohockeyrumors.com

This is going to end well.

Can't run the risk of him feeding Laine for bombs and fucking up our draft position.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Max Domi To Be A Healthy Scratch For Blue Jackets

April 20: After their loss last night, the Blue Jackets will again scratch Domi in the rematch this evening. The only …

www.prohockeyrumors.com

This is going to end well.

 

[forty_three]

Barkov and Bennett score 14 second apart.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Barkov and Bennett score 14 second apart.

Bennett's on a tear so far.