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New rumo(u)r spinning up locally: PLD is incredibly liberal, does not want to live in a red state and cannot stand Werenski/Jones and their COVID denier-ism.

Also, his Girlfriend wants to move to a bigger city.

Something something country music career.


who knows?
 

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I am pretty much okay with all of these as soon as dash deletes my "Fuck Alex Turcotte" comments in the WJHC thread. :thumb:

I do not want any part of that disaster of a MAF contract, but we might be able to flip him to like Edmonton for a real, valuable player.

The Montreal one is a bit expensive for the Habs, but at this point, I would kind of prefer Suzuki straight up. Still expensive, but that kid's gonna be a fucking star.

And if we trade with Winny, we should figure out what to add to bring in Roslovic. PLD and MDZ, Cond 2nd for Laine, Roslo. The second becomes a first if Laine extends.
 

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This is a perfect storm. This is typically the time of year we get the half-timers who are more devoted to the Buckeyes coming over and declaring themselves hardcore fans, and they typically bring with them a bunch of hilariously stupid takes. Add in that our season just started with a uncomfortable situation hanging over it and all the half-timers have nothing but furious impotent anger because the Buckeyes got FUCKING SERVED on national TV and they are focusing it on PLD.

Every other Blue Jackets forum is a dumpster fire right now. Everyone has a trade idea. Someone actually today suggested MacKinnon for PLD because they are both "top line centers".
 

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I'd love to get PLD on the Flames, but if he doesn't care for Columbus, I doubt he's going to be any happier in Calgary.
 

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I'd love to get PLD on the Flames, but if he doesn't care for Columbus, I doubt he's going to be any happier in Calgary.
At this point I don't care where he would be happy. I only care about getting value. If it's about "exposure" and building a brand he would get more airtime in Calgary than in Columbus.

I would take Monahan and Zary or Pelletier.

Rationale being that he has more room to grow than Monhan does at this point.
 

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I am pretty much okay with all of these as soon as dash deletes my "Fuck Alex Turcotte" comments in the WJHC thread. :thumb:

I do not want any part of that disaster of a MAF contract, but we might be able to flip him to like Edmonton for a real, valuable player.

The Montreal one is a bit expensive for the Habs, but at this point, I would kind of prefer Suzuki straight up. Still expensive, but that kid's gonna be a fucking star.

And if we trade with Winny, we should figure out what to add to bring in Roslovic. PLD and MDZ, Cond 2nd for Laine, Roslo. The second becomes a first if Laine extends.
I’m really surprised you find the Habs one expensive for them. I haven’t seen anything in Kotkaniemi that indicates he’s going to grow into anything more than a 2C. Poehling likewise maxes out at 3C. Decent pieces but nothing I’d move a guy who’s at worst a 2C on a great team for.

And the Habs would be insane to trade Suzuki. Kid’s the real deal.
 

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Growing bored of shitting on Dubois, now we're ramping up the Torts hate too. It's a beautiful day here in our little cow town.
 
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Jackets "fans" on Reddit put the blame for this goal solely on Elvis.

- Foudy with a half assed clear attempt.
- Zach Werenski totally out of position and flat foots a poke check
- Seth Jones lets low guy go, AND completely misses 2 other guys within 6 feet of crease
- Foligno *controller disconnected*
- Elvis already fully extended reacting to first bounce and still nearly got his blocker on it

Fucking Elvis. PLD probably paid him to miss it.
 

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I like Elvis:


Good guy Dylan Larkin:
 

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I am pretty much okay with all of these as soon as dash deletes my "Fuck Alex Turcotte" comments in the WJHC thread. :thumb:

I do not want any part of that disaster of a MAF contract, but we might be able to flip him to like Edmonton for a real, valuable player.

The Montreal one is a bit expensive for the Habs, but at this point, I would kind of prefer Suzuki straight up. Still expensive, but that kid's gonna be a fucking star.

And if we trade with Winny, we should figure out what to add to bring in Roslovic. PLD and MDZ, Cond 2nd for Laine, Roslo. The second becomes a first if Laine extends.

If it's Montreal then Jarmo needs to draw the line in the sand at Suzuki.
 

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If it's Montreal then Jarmo needs to draw the line in the sand at Suzuki.
yup. Apparently the word is Bergy has said Romanov and Suzuki are off limits. They lose a few and it will be interesting to see how that changes. If we turned PLD into Suzuki I wouldn't be able to contain myself.

My main hope is still a trade with Winnipeg for Roslo and Laine. Or Calgary to get Monahan. however it works out.

Or wait for Eichel to demand a trade himself :)
 
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