Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[puckhead]

Its mattola ! Or puckola

the right thread-ola

 

[forty_three]

is this 43 or gobucks?
either way - go home, you're drunk

Goodale Park exit. Not at all surprising.

 

[DevilishWon]

There is no wrong thread for pizza discussion

You're wrong

 

[gob]

is this 43 or gobucks?
either way - go home, you're drunk

Haha... That's awesome

 

[dash]

Well, we know it wasn't Connor McDavid - There was nary a crossover.

 

[forty_three]

Because I know how to hide my identity. Duh.

 

[dash]

He might have played at Ohio State, but that's Michigan's Ryan Kesler showing off his best assets.

 

[forty_three]

He might have played at Ohio State, but that's Michigan's Ryan Kesler showing off his best assets.

I said to my wife last night that someone had taken a video of me skating and put it on Twitter and it had a million views. Showed her that and she looked my backside and was like "okay".

 

[gob]

Report: Negotiations with Restricted Free Agent Pierre-Luc Dubois Are Going Well

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

MDZ will bring the highly regarded "how to hook up with pron stars" skillset to CBJ

 

[forty_three]

Loved Le test Tube. All around good guy it seemed. Always gave 100% every shift.

Hope the team finds a job for him considering he and his wife chose to come back here out of all places they'd been.

 

[gob]

FWIW - ticketing information this year:

On December 20th, the NHL and the NHL Players Association announced its plans to return to play for the 2020-21 season. Due to the continued effects of the COVID-19 pandemic and uncertainty surrounding if, and when fans will be able to attend games at Nationwide Arena, we have made the difficult decision to transition season ticket packages for 2020-21 to the 2021-22 season.

Doing so will guarantee your seats and price remain the same in 2021-22. Also, you will be notified of ticketing options for home games during the 2020-21 season if, and when they become available based on up-to-date health and safety directives.

How does transitioning my season tickets to 2021-22 work?

• 25 percent of money on account will be applied to the 2021-22 season, guaranteeing your seats and pricing remain the same.
• The remaining 75 percent on account will remain as a credit that can be used to purchase tickets for games that might become available during the 2020-21 season. You also have the option of transferring all payments made to date to the 2021-22 season.
• Any unused account credit at the end of the 2020-21 season will be applied to your 2021-22 account.
• The following options are available to pay your remaining balance due for the 2021-22 season (after applying 25 percent of the money on your account as mentioned above):
  • Option 1–Continue your payment plan, pay off 2021-22 and get ahead of 2022-23.
  • Option 2-Begin your 2021-22 payments in January and spread the payments over two additional months.
  • Option 3-Pause your 2021-22 payment plan until March.
• In addition, you will continue to receive various Season Ticket Holder benefits for the 2020-21 season.

 

[forty_three]

I guess I coulda put this in the pizza thread too...




This is where it started, BTW

 

[forty_three]

Agent not seeing progress he wants, says to media; "it's going slow."

Media reports "it's going slow". Teams and fans start frothing at the mouth and fire up trade rumors and fan-made trade offers that are way too fucking low. Local Jackets fans cry for a few weeks.

Dubois signs at the opening of camp and it was all for nothing.

sigh

Here's what it would take:
Toronto - Mathews with 50% salary retained
Vancouver - Boeser and Petterson
Calgary - Moneyhands and Gadreau. And a lifetime pass to the Stampede
LA - Fuck You
Penguins - You need to trade Crosby to NYR and get Jack Johnson back first and then it would take Malkin
Montreal - Your top 3 lines minus Josh Anderson.
Ottawa - The Tkachuk and that big German kid. Wouldn't mind Abramov back either.
Devils. - Scott Stevens and Patrik Elias in their primes.

 

[puckhead]

breathe.......
(and still RFA at the end of it)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Well that was stupid lol

Lebrun is still being a shit kicker on this one for some weird reason.

 

[forty_three]

breathe.......
(and still RFA at the end of it)

Great deal for both. Gives him two years to make enough impact to cash in when we have revenue again. Team holds him as RFA at the end.


I am sure twatwaffle is furiously hitting the delete key on the article he had written about how everyone hates Torts and Jarmo doesn't respect anyone and no one wants to sign in Columbus.

 

[forty_three]

Keep fucking that chicken, twatwaffle.

LeBrun retweeted it.

 

[naslundfan19]

He might have played at Ohio State, but that's Michigan's Ryan Kesler showing off his best assets.

A certain horse would have had a field day with that.