Comedy CowPies in the 'Lumbus

[forty_three]

Now there's a good question...

 

[forty_three]

Blue Jackets sign G Elvis Merzlikins to two-year contract extension

Terms not yet disclosed. But unless it's Bob money, I don't care.

 

[forty_three]

Daaaamn. Average Jo, please move to the back seat.

Big money for such a small sample size, but he has the skills to make that look like a stupidly good bargain by 2022

 

[gob]

Daaaamn. Average Jo, please move to the back seat.

Big money for such a small sample size, but he has the skills to make that look like a stupidly good bargain by 2022

1.2 mil difference... Obvious who the #1 heading into next year is

 

[forty_three]

Happy Birthday CBJ!

 

[puckhead]

steam out of 43's ears
balancing off source vs who might have been GM

 

[forty_three]

steam out of 43's ears
balancing off source vs who might have been GM

Doug MacLean...

So he traded down from 4th OA (Andrew Ladd) to pick Picard who went on to score an astounding 2 points in his NHL career.

AND he turned down a trade in order to KEEP Picard when he could have prime mean motherfucker Pronger who was then Traded to, and subsequently went to the final with, the Edmonton Fucking Oilers.

I want to break every bone in his crotch.



And (assuming none of them was not traded to get Pronger) the Jackets D in 2005 could have been:
Pronger - Foote
Klesla - Berard
Beauchemin - Hainsey
Luke Richardson

And they would be coached by Gerard Gallant.

I mean, the goalies were Denis, Prusek and LeClaire and there was no offense to speak of. But damn.

Thanks, puck. Now I am going to go kick a puppy.

 

[puckhead]

Thanks, puck. Now I am going to go kick a puppy.

 

[gob]

FWIW

On behalf of our ownership, staff and players, we hope you and your loved ones are healthy and safe. We appreciate your patience as we continue to work with the NHL to navigate through the uncharted waters brought on by COVID-19. When the NHL “paused” the 2019-20 season we all were hopeful that within several weeks we would have more clarity as to how the season would be concluded. Unfortunately, that is not the case.

We recognize the uncertainty surrounding a resumed schedule for the 2019-20 season and remain committed to helping you whenever you have a need as we have done for numerous season ticket holders over the past several weeks. To that end, we would like to share some options with you regarding your account.

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The NHL remains committed to finishing the 2019-20 regular season and awarding a Stanley Cup champion with the safety of our fans, players and staffs being the highest priority. While the League is working on a number of scenarios, no decision or timetable for a return has been established at this point. We will share more details with you at the appropriate time.
We thank you for your continued support.

Sincerely,
Columbus Blue Jackets

 

[forty_three]

Can't wait to hear Nick address this incident:

Also; this:

Nice for Boone, he's a good guy.

Bonus: 16 seconds in is one of my son's best friends and his team's top forward. Yeah, he's wearing a Captials hat. According to his mom, it's the only hat big enough to contain his mop of COVID-hair.

 

[forty_three]

Филатов завершил игровую карьеру и перешел в агентский бизнес

Source in Russian. Legendary Columbus Sniper Nikita Filatov retires at age 30 and becomes an agent in Russia.

Team: We need to negotiate this deal becaus-
NF: Filly don't do negotiating

 

[puckhead]

something for y'all to chew on.


Toronto Maple Leafs to Face NHL’s Most Overrated Player in Playoffs
(caveat, from a Leafs blog in search of content)

 

[forty_three]

something for y'all to chew on.


Toronto Maple Leafs to Face NHL’s Most Overrated Player in Playoffs
(caveat, from a Leafs blog in search of content)

 

[KennyBanyeah]

something for y'all to chew on.


Toronto Maple Leafs to Face NHL’s Most Overrated Player in Playoffs
(caveat, from a Leafs blog in search of content)

From the article:

Zach Werenski was worth zero xWAR this year.

Ryan Murray, their Jake Muzzin, was worth 2 xWAR.

Dennis Savard, formerly pretty good, just 0.1 xWAR.

The Jackets signed Dennis Savard?!?! I mean, he's past his prime and that extra N he added to his name should slow him down but the guy's a HOFer.

Advantage BJs!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

something for y'all to chew on.


Toronto Maple Leafs to Face NHL’s Most Overrated Player in Playoffs
(caveat, from a Leafs blog in search of content)

Honestly if this was written in all capital letters I would be 100% certain that the author was on his way to meet Aki Berg with his dog.

 

[forty_three]

Thousands sign petition to rename Columbus, Ohio to 'Flavortown' after native son Guy Fieri - CNN

Some half wit thinks they're being funny, and has convinced other halfwits to get behind him.

Shit like this during times of serious discussion is how you get reality TV stars as president or movie stars as governators of CawliFawnia.

huh huh huh huh... flavortown... huh huh huh



(For the record, Guy Fieri is so beloved and well known here that I had no idea he was from Columbus until this story.)

 

[gob]

Thousands sign petition to rename Columbus, Ohio to 'Flavortown' after native son Guy Fieri - CNN

Some half wit thinks they're being funny, and has convinced other halfwits to get behind him.

Shit like this during times of serious discussion is how you get reality TV stars as president or movie stars as governators of CawliFawnia.

huh huh huh huh... flavortown... huh huh huh



(For the record, Guy Fieri is so beloved and well known here that I had no idea he was from Columbus until this story.)

I knew he was before, for some reason. It's not something I remember, though

 

[dash]

Thousands sign petition to rename Columbus, Ohio to 'Flavortown' after native son Guy Fieri - CNN

Some half wit thinks they're being funny, and has convinced other halfwits to get behind him.

Shit like this during times of serious discussion is how you get reality TV stars as president or movie stars as governators of CawliFawnia.

huh huh huh huh... flavortown... huh huh huh



(For the record, Guy Fieri is so beloved and well known here that I had no idea he was from Columbus until this story.)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[gob]

Hopefully it's not as bad as it sounds. People (on my Facebook) were all up in arms because the police used tear gas yesterday.


Well, when you start throwing scooters at them after reflecting the sun at them all day (they had about 3x5' cardboard/hardboard? panels with aluminum foil taped to the back), what do you expect?