Comedy BRONZE Vancouver - redux

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[puckhead]

The following is a text conversation with my brother.

I think we should release who went to whistler....

Unless it is the prodigal son named Quinn

He comes back with wouldn't make a difference. Whats done is done.

Yeah but it was his stupidity that brought this shit on...

If I was coaching. I would have a zoom meeting with all 20. Ask who went to Whistler. And cut them over the meeting and then leave it

BTW I was kidding when i wondered who went to Whistler.
Could have been a spouse getting it from someone at the store, or a delivery person, or a dozen other things.

 

[Judge Fudge]

BTW I was kidding when i wondered who went to Whistler.
Could have been a spouse getting it from someone at the store, or a delivery person, or a dozen other things.

My brother brought that point when he came over for Easter brunch...

It just i can't stand stupidity.

 

[puckhead]

Noooooo

 

[dash]

At what point do you consider calling the season? I mean, even if these guys recover in a couple of weeks, their conditioning is going to be impacted which speaks directly to competitive balance. Also, when is Bettman going to speak up, hey Gary, how about saying something about this situation instead of hiding and hoping it goes away?

 

[puckhead]

At what point do you consider calling the season? I mean, even if these guys recover in a couple of weeks, their conditioning is going to be impacted which speaks directly to competitive balance. Also, when is Bettman going to speak up, hey Gary, how about saying something about this situation instead of hiding and hoping it goes away?

I'm ready.

Not like they are playing for anything for the rest of the way

 

[forty_three]

So, you're saying Werenski for Petterson isn't going to happen?

 

[puckhead]

had a feeling if any Canuck would be affected by a socially transmitted disease, it would be Jake

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jakes test results from yesterday (dates are a typo )

 

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Jakes test results from yesterday (dates are a typo )

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It appears that Jake has spent too much time on a tractor.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

It appears that Jake has spent too much time on a tractor.

He tried to hitch a ride on a lil red tractor from texas that caught his eye on twitter a few years back ... maybe he finally succeeded !!!

/google “amouranth twitter”

//thank me later

///higgy ... AGAIN ! :

 

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Would anyone be surprised if the rest of the Canucks season is cancelled? What would that mean for the rest of the teams in the North Division?

 

[puckhead]

Would anyone be surprised if the rest of the Canucks season is cancelled? What would that mean for the rest of the teams in the North Division?

we were losing to everyone anyways, so forfeit, everyone gets the two points.
playoff teams are set, so if the seeding is off by a point or two - no biggie

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Theyll probably just go by points % like the league (and insiderrrrz) talked about prior to the season for something like the draft lottery position. Anyone think they might remove results other teams had v canucks in games already played for the playoff positioning though ?

 

[mattola]

Would anyone be surprised if the rest of the Canucks season is cancelled? What would that mean for the rest of the teams in the North Division?

#thankyoujimbovard

 

[dash]

we were losing to everyone anyways, so forfeit, everyone gets the two points.
playoff teams are set, so if the seeding is off by a point or two - no biggie

I wanted to see a Gene Hackman scene from Hoosiers...,My team is on the floor (ice)

 

[mattola]

#thankyoujimbovard

this was fucking gold people.......

 

[puckhead]

Theyll probably just go by points % like the league (and insiderrrrz) talked about prior to the season for something like the draft lottery position. Anyone think they might remove results other teams had v canucks in games already played for the playoff positioning though ?

that's why i was pushing for the default option.
team tank.

i still don't know about the depth of this draft class though, other than it is ridiculously defense-heavy in the top 10

 

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this was fucking gold people.......

 

[mattola]