Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

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Torts is questioning time-on-ice stats taken from nhl.com

Torts: "Brad Richards and Marty St. Louis didn't play 24 minutes a game in Tampa Bay"
Reporter: "These stats were taken from nhl.com"
Torts: "Oh, nhl.com, well"

/I could almost see the eye roll (lol)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

troy from white rock is an entertaining chap

"just another canuck drone sucking on the nipple of Mike Gillis"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Torts is questioning time-on-ice stats taken from nhl.com

Torts: "Brad Richards and Marty St. Louis didn't play 24 minutes a game in Tampa Bay"
Reporter: "These stats were taken from nhl.com"
Torts: "Oh, nhl.com, well"

/I could almost see the eye roll (lol)

was torts initial statement a comment or a question?

 

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was torts initial statement a comment or a question?

It was a statement.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Richards and St Louis had 2 seasons under torts where they played over 24 min per (06-07 & 07-08)

 

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troy from white rock is an entertaining chap

"just another canuck drone sucking on the nipple of Mike Gillis"

That was Costanza like showmanship (lol)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That was Costanza like showmanship (lol)

"where is your PASSION matt sekeres ????"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Torts needs help guys

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[DragonfromTO]

Torts needs help guys

He's demonstrating proper defensive zone play. He's blocked every shot at that intersection.

 

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Oh Brooksie...

John Tortorella won’t be back as coach of the Canucks next season unless owner Francesco Aquilini chooses him over general manager Mike Gillis in the him-or-me scenario, which all but certainly will be presented by both parties as soon as the season ends.

And if the owner, whose fingerprints were all over Tortorella’s hiring last summer, chooses to stick with the coach and instead dismisses Gillis, then expect former Tampa Bay general manager Jay Feaster to resurface in that position in Vancouver.

We’re told Tortorella is quietly spreading the word that Feaster, who was in place for the Lightning’s 2004 Stanley Cup victory, is a GM he can work with.

Contained within link below...

Farewell tour not Brodeur?s style | New York Post

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Sunday brunches will be tough to get reservations with feaster in town

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Quote from Booth on afterhours

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Sunday brunches will be tough to get reservations with feaster in town

I think Jay might be doing WeightWatchers or Herbal Magic, looks like he has lost a significant amount of weight.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the sedins are the only ones who have bought into Torts system 100% and changed their games and look where it got them ... torts wanted them to block shots, they did ... theyre good swedes so they listen for the good of the team

they ended up getting physically killed playing big defensive zone minutes

its partially their fault because deep inside i think they wanted to show the league (and all their chicken shit detractors) that they could be all around players

I never wanted them to try to be Selke candidates ... its not their game for fuck sakes ... play to your strengths

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[mattola]

Oh Brooksie...
We’re told Tortorella is quietly spreading the word that Feaster, who was in place for the Lightning’s 2004 Stanley Cup victory, is a GM he can work with. [/I]

They're going full Flames.... You NEVER go full Flames

 

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They're going full Flames.... You NEVER go full Flames

 

[mattola]

Strombone ‏@strombone1 2m
You're welcome @VanCanucks ! Glad I could help! #stillonpayroll #15%

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[puckhead]

Tonight's paid attendance is a sold-out 18,910, for which your Vancouver Canucks thank you

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lmao!

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