Comedy BRONZE out of Vancouver

[jstewismybastardson]

Somecalled the postgame and said FIRE TORTOISE!!!

Lol

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[forty_three]

This is quickly becoming my favorite gif. Works in so many situations.


You can just see him thinking "Fucking Lack, getting my hopes up on trade day"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

provies always deliver the gold

No, I don’t think FA has a belly button ring in that photo.

But when he met with Luongo in that now meaningless June summit meeting in Florida, he did take off his shirt and show Lu a tattoo of his girlfriend’s name.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

BEST ODDNESS

OK, I was not at this game, but I spit out my late night smoothie when I saw the live feed and there was Ryan Kesler sitting at his locker.

Ryan Kesler is rarely at his locker after games and almost never there after losses. Not after regular season losses. Not after playoff losses. Not after Stanley Cup losses.

That’s cool, I’ve always thought, the brooding centre has never been able to deal with losing.

Tonight, he looked well adjusted.

Here he is after one of the most pathetic losses in team history and he’s ready to take on all media.

What gives, Kes?

I have no idea what was going on. I can only say watching him, he did not come off as brooding or pissed off.

But, I can say, after cameras turned off, he did add something within the media’s earshot.

“F-ck me. F-ck me. What a Fck’ing joke.”

He nailed that.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

BIGGEST FRUSTRATION

I don’t have to guess how Eddie Lack feels.

He’s been the Canucks No. 1 goalie for about a week and he’s already been pulverized in countless ways.

He actually looked a shadow of his fun loving self after the game even before he chucked a powerade bottle at a wall about as hard as he could.

What a tough, tough spot he’s been put in.

Unfair?

Seems a little ya

 

[jstewismybastardson]

tier 3 fan?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

jeff paterson doing all he can to get Mt. Torts to blow

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the rest of the best

The Van Provies: Time to tie off Torts | The Province

 

[mattola]

good news is there is only 15 games left, bad news is there is STILL 15 games left.

 

[mattola]

Aquilini HAD to send a message to the Canucks... So he axed the Concession Staff #Rebuild2014

 

[Cobiemonster]

tier 3 fan?

I wonder if that match is a Canucks personalized one

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Aquilini HAD to send a message to the Canucks... So he axed the Concession Staff #Rebuild2014

Aramark is taking them to court too ... everything ends in a lawsuit with Frankie

I saw the sports psychologist dude from Italy that Frankie brought in and promptly fired 6 months later (who then sued the canucks) is now working with AC Milan and Mario Balotelli

 

[mattola]

Aramark is taking them to court too ... everything ends in a lawsuit with Frankie

I saw the sports psychologist dude from Italy that Frankie brought in and promptly fired 6 months later (who then sued the canucks) is now working with AC Milan and Mario Balotelli

sounds like FA is wanting to put his own food/concession brand in. guy is putting everything into the canucks wagon right at the time it is about to fall off the cliff

 

[dash]

Speaking of food and drink:

@bruce_arthur: Roberto Luongo must feel like the guy who walks away from the explosion in slow motion and then has a pina colada

 

[mattola]

Speaking of food and drink:

@bruce_arthur: Roberto Luongo must feel like the guy who walks away from the explosion in slow motion and then has a pina colada

its not like winning is just going to happen in FLA lol. but he must be happy to be in a no media zone

 

[dash]

I feel like I'm piling on

Some notable NHL players with more goals than Burrows:

Brian McGrattan
Paul Bissonnette
Mike Smith
Kevin Westgarth
Luke Gazdic
John Scott
Patrick Bordeleau
Jared Boll
Sheldon Brookbank
Eric Boulton
Dan Carcillo
Cam Janssen
Matt Pelech
Scott Gomez
Cory Sarich
Robyn Regehr
Scott Hannan
Tom Sestito
Chuck Kobasew
Zac Rinaldo
Jay Rosehill
Zenon Konopka
Shawn Thornton
Tim Jackman
Chris Butler

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I feel like I'm piling on

its ok dash we're used to it by now

 

[jstewismybastardson]

mirtle was saying last night that they were on pace for 106 points just before christmas ... seems like ages ago

 

[forty_three]

Speaking of food and drink:

@bruce_arthur: Roberto Luongo must feel like the guy who walks away from the explosion in slow motion and then has a pina colada

Okay, I'll use it again