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Corey Hirsch just called "The Province" a tabloid.
tabloid is just a newspaper that opens book-like instead of folding over like the Sun.
that said, it was a really fucking bush-league headline.



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THE BASTARDS AT THE PROVINCE ARE OUTTA CONTROL

 

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Willie D is either in on the tank or really really stupid

 

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In the cesspool today, it was mentioned how canucks werent happy with the weight jake put on in second half of last season :noidea:
That's a very fucking specific beef to have with a kid you burned a year of ELC on.

This will probably change quickly, but I'm actually starting to feel for you Nuck fans. That entire regime is starting to remind me of Toronto circa 2010'ish.
 

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That's a very fucking specific beef to have with a kid you burned a year of ELC on.

This will probably change quickly, but I'm actually starting to feel for you Nuck fans. That entire regime is starting to remind me of Toronto circa 2010'ish.

my post wasnt clear ... the beef about his weight gain (heh heh) wasnt with jake ... canucks werent happy with the calgary hitmen for letting him gain the weight (ie no nutritional program ... alledgedly) and thats why they are leery about sending him back to calgary now

I forget which "expert" made the comment in the cesspool but they had said the hitmen were making one two many rest stops on late season road trips to McDonalds lol
 

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i dont think the canucks are angry with jake at all ... if anything they are babying him ... Benning is making the media rounds (yesterday and today) defending his hono(u)r

Im waiting for a photoshop of the video below to show Benning crying "LEAVE JAKE ALONE!"

 

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my post wasnt clear ... the beef about his weight gain (heh heh) wasnt with jake ... canucks werent happy with the calgary hitmen for letting him gain the weight (ie no nutritional program ... alledgedly) and thats why they are leery about sending him back to calgary now

I forget which "expert" made the comment in the cesspool but they had said the hitmen were making one two many rest stops on late season road trips to McDonalds lol
Ah. No wonder they might want him eating Chicken McNuckets instead of that trashy McDonalds "chicken".
 

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i think sekeres just put the tin foil hat on and said the Hitmen made jake fat on purpose because they are owned by the flames lol
 

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I also think there was considerable pressure on Benning et al to pick a local product after the previous regime passed on local guys such as Milan Lucic and Brendan Gallagher. It's still pretty early to draw a conclusion on Virtanen one way or the other.
 

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FWIW, Central Scouting had Virtanen ranked 6th (NA skaters). Craig Button had him ranked quite a bit lower.

2013-14 Craig's List

so.... ??? should that be F W I NOT W ?



/as an aside Dave Pratt recently referred to him as Greg Buttons ... he wasnt joking or anything ... that is legit what he thought his name was lol
 

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I also think there was considerable pressure on Benning et al to pick a local product after the previous regime passed on local guys such as Milan Lucic and Brendan Gallagher. It's still pretty early to draw a conclusion on Virtanen one way or the other.
He also had Kapanen 13th and he hasn't exactly set the AHL on fire and only has 4 pts at the WJC this year so...

I can remember at the draft their were voices that said Jake was going to be Raffi Torres 2.0 only slightly less dirty but probably just as dumb hoceky sense wise lol

Nylander will probably be the guy we regret ... Thomas Gradin tried to go to bat for him but Benning didnt want to listen to who has historically been the canucks best scout



/btw ... heres gradin prepping this years draft notes

 

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I forget which "expert" made the comment in the cesspool but they had said the hitmen were making one two many rest stops on late season road trips to McDonalds lol
not much choice with a $15 per diem
there's a reason Subway is the official food joint of the CHL*




* note to self: do NOT make "Jarred liked young talent" joke
 
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