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Hey @Comeds, are you putting on the ritz and dressing up for the Preakness?
I wish!Hey @Comeds, are you putting on the ritz and dressing up for the Preakness?
I wish!
A friend of mine got roped into going to today's events; Black-Eyed Susan Day. As of last night none present knew what it was but looking it up today I see it listed as "The Ultimate Girls Day Out". So I am assuming fancy hats will be worn by all.
I planned on having a couple beers tonight, but to be a good Marylander I think I will make Black Eyed Susans, the official drink of the Preakness.
1 1/2 ounce of Effen vodka
1 ounce of Makers mark bourbon
2 ounces orange juice
2 ounces sour mix
garnish with an orange and cherry
Theres a good chance this will eat a hole in my stomach, so farewell if thats the case.
VOTE SAT!!!
What's going on with your car?
None of your beeswax.
Terrified Driver Followed By Bee Swarm For Two DAYS After Queen Got Stuck In Boot
They've got lynch in their name. I think Jerry Falwell is not the biggest of their issues.Name the Team Contest for 2017 Season | Lynchburg Hillcats News
The minor league baseball team in Lynchburg Virginia has turned to the Internet to rename their baseball team.
Lynchburg was the home of Jerry Falwell.
This is sure to end well.
There were thousands of people at that sermon?The good news was his fill in told us how thousands of people of different faiths died and went straight to hell during the time it took to give that sermon.
I visited a friend one weekend at Falwell's Liberty University in Lynchburg. Sadly the church service I had to go to was not given by Jerry, that apartheid supporting fat fuck was out sick. The good news was his fill in told us how thousands of people of different faiths died and went straight to hell during the time it took to give that sermon.
I'm curious...what's the difference between a real cross and a fake cross?I've been condemned to hell in Lynchburg a number of times. For crimes ranging from wearing a Bad Brains T-shirt to the time I picked up a 50ft network cable in Best Buy, placed it on my head and said "My God, My God, Why have you forsaken me?". I thought it was funny.
We were actually going to go visit once for Halloween, a trip Mrs 43 cancelled after I started looking up where I could get a Teletubbie costume and a fake cross.