Coffee talk

[Comeds]

There were thousands of people at that sermon?

Well, not when it was over obviously.

It is a shame in a way, since I was there and had to go to the service I wish it would have been the big idiot giving the sermon.

 

[Comeds]

I've been condemned to hell in Lynchburg a number of times. For crimes ranging from wearing a Bad Brains T-shirt to the time I picked up a 50ft network cable in Best Buy, placed it on my head and said "My God, My God, Why have you forsaken me?". I thought it was funny.

We were actually going to go visit once for Halloween, a trip Mrs 43 cancelled after I started looking up where I could get a Teletubbie costume and a fake cross.

Oh yeah, pretend you didn't already have one.

 

[dash]

I'm curious...what's the difference between a real cross and a fake cross?

Fake Cross - The one that James Patterson has sold a bijillion books writing about

Real Cross

 

[forty_three]

I'm curious...what's the difference between a real cross and a fake cross?

Is the fake one slightly tilted or something?

The fake one is plastic. Easier to carry.

Oh yeah, pretend you didn't already have one.

It was... dirty.

 

[dash]

Just remember 43 the next time you're driving through Lynchburg...

 

[forty_three]

Just remember 43 the next time you're driving through Lynchburg...

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Next time? It just occurred to me that there could be a "next time".



Well, now my day is ruined.

 

[dash]

You know what Lynchburg needs is a monorail - It certainly put Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook on the map.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

If you can't make an ice burrito, are we really "free"¿

 

[Comeds]

I guess you could say I am a grower, not a shower. I enjoy planting some vegetables and I enjoy eating what I grew, but I have no interest in showing any of them in the country fair or anything like that.

 

[dash]

I guess you could say I am a grower, not a shower. I enjoy planting some vegetables and I enjoy eating what I grew, but I have no interest in showing any of them in the country fair or anything like that.

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.

 

[forty_three]

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.

From now on, I shall call you MAUR-ice

 

[dash]

From now on, I shall call you MAUR-ice

lol - I have a brother-in-law with that name.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.

I'm confused. Is that an agricultural saying like the one I used in my post? I like it though. I do not think its a sin to love your produce.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm confused. Is that an agricultural saying like the one I used in my post? I like it though. I do not think its a sin to love your produce.

<<<< Michael Buble agrees

 

[dash]

I do not think its a sin to love your produce.

Who doesn't love a nice set of melons, comeds?

 

[Comeds]

Its red nose day, and that's a new thing here. So does that mean I get to get drunk at lunch?

 

[Comeds]

Well I torpedoed myself. Now I have MC Skat Kat stuck in my head.

When I got to work this AM I must have been listening to something on the 80s station. When I went out for lunch I started my car with the door open because of the heat and my radio started blasting Matthew Wilder's "Break My Stride" loud enough for people in the parking lot to hear. Right at the chorus too.

 

[dash]

Well I torpedoed myself. Now I have MC Skat Kat stuck in my head.

When I got to work this AM I must have been listening to something on the 80s station. When I went out for lunch I started my car with the door open because of the heat and my radio started blasting Matthew Wilder's "Break My Stride" loud enough for people in the parking lot to hear. Right at the chorus too.

comeds, you have a good heart which these days is hard to find
so please be gentle with this heart of mine.