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Is the front page messed up for anyone else? Or has my Advanced Browser gone bad?
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a pun is a good guy with a pun.
Well he did save someone the pain of sitting through a Michael Bay movie.hate to break into the run of gun puns but not sure if this made the national headlines ... was in seattle fri/sat and it was news there
dude goes to watch 13 hours ... accidentally shoots fellow movie goer ... he brought the gun to the movie because he feared mass shooting would happen in theatre
Man who says he feared mass shootings accidentally shoots stranger in movie theater, police say
/oops i left the part out about the shooter being drunk ... my bad ... but it was probably a given
hate to break into the run of gun puns but not sure if this made the national headlines ... was in seattle fri/sat and it was news there
dude goes to watch 13 hours ... accidentally shoots fellow movie goer ... he brought the gun to the movie because he feared mass shooting would happen in theatre
Man who says he feared mass shootings accidentally shoots stranger in movie theater, police say
/oops i left the part out about the shooter being drunk ... my bad ... but it was probably a given
One of the "protectors" shot himself very near his privates while showing off his peacekeeper (tm)