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I went shopping last night around 9 hoping the frenzy had died down. It was insane. As I stood looking at the barren produce shelves while trying to ignore the screams of my fellow shoppers I felt someone grab me from behind and put me in a swinging full nelson. I fought it for a while, but I succumbed. I do not know who it was but when I woke up the last head of lettuce was gone and all that was left was a rutabaga (sp?) and I dont even want to know what the hell that is.
I hope the town fair isn't cancelled for Saturday. I want to meet and get my picture taken with the Magnificent Muraco and Ken Patera. Plus fainting goats.
 

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Hey jstew - TV Guide doesn't have the same faith in Oprah that you do.

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Hey jstew - TV Guide doesn't have the same faith in Oprah that you do.

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naw ... while she has let me down pretty much every time i pray to her, youve got it all wrong 43 ... Oprah isnt the ape ... She managed to teach an ape how to converse with humans ... shes always had "IT" ... you go girl!!!

/btw i remember the episode in question actually

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on that note, my wife is trying to schedule a family vacation in late spring/summer around getting tickets to an Ellen taping so she can get free stuff :ohwell:
 

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It appears the snow has started.

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Comeds, I hope you have tastykakes.
 

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I think that was last night. In DC it supposedly took hours to get what normally takes 15 minutes.

I saw a few friends post the twitter saga of someone from the Orioles (radio guy, I think) who was stuck on the Capital beltway for like 6 hours.


I personally like the big "do not enter" sign over White Marsh. Don't even try it.
 

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That's a new set of words for the vocabulary. Which should come in handy when I call a credit card company and ask why they charged 41 bucks interest on a 0 balance.
 

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There is snow coming down here. And so it begins.
 

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Here's a pic of my mom goofing around in it. maxresdefault.jpg
 

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No snow in Michigan, and they got almost a foot of snow in Kentucky. Go figure.
 

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It's whiter than a Nashville Predators crowd outside.

Oh well, it will give me some time to work on my Ronda Rousey fan fiction.
 

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Fuck, they just announced Giggles ~n~ Jiggles (the new strip club / comedy club hybrid) is closed for the day.

#Snowmegapocalypse
 

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Just got my new internet service installed. More than double the speed.

The facebook pictures of people's lawn furniture covered in snow are coming in faster than I can look at them.
 

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Just got my new internet service installed. More than double the speed.

The facebook pictures of people's lawn furniture covered in snow are coming in faster than I can look at them.
What about these?
 

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