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dare2be

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A fancy new Mustang with the license plate "MENSA" drove by me this morning. I bet hes a cool and fun guy.

Im thinking he's just an italian guy named Tony Mensa :ohwell:
 

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Hey guys, now and then I have posted pictures taken in my house here.

You've looked around our place. Where do you think we got most of this stuff?
Just guess.
Come on. Sears? J.C. Penney?

It's actually from Confederated Products. Almost everything here
is from Confederated Products. From the toilet paper
to the candles to the ham. The wine. Even that cologne you liked.

Confederated Products is a multilevel, direct wholesaling company. Which means we don't
just sell the products. We recruit and manage teams that work under us.

If any of you would like to join the team and start the path to financial freedom, let me know.
 

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Oof!!!!

/nhl should take note of the way nz rugby mic's refs and broadcasts review ... Transparency ftw!

 
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Pretty cool.

And look at the player reaction as well. No whining, no stunned look of disbelief - just walks off the field.


hockey players are tough fuckers, but rugby players have this different level. not better. just freaking different.
 

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that was a crazy fight
 

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I have been in a bad mood lately, but I think its all going to be OK now. This is tough for me to type, its kind of personal, so bear with me.

Anyhow last night my daughter, around 6 or so, was in a school play so we gathered her little brother up and went to the show just hoping she would do well and remember her lines. Well at some point some other kid pushed her or something. I cant remember its been years since I saw, I mean 16 hours or so, and my son thought they were hurting her. So, you're not going to believe this, my son runs up on stage and puts his head down and starts running into the other kids. Well teachers started chasing him but he eluded them and sets started falling over. There was all kinds of mayhem on stage! My eyes filled up with giant tears and I smiled so big my face looked like a sideways lemon. I looked over at Ted Danson's wife sitting next to me, into her smiling face and I then realized everything was going to be OK.
 

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OK, back from a light lunch and I have a big coffee. That should give me the energy to act like I am working for a few more hours.
 

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I found an old phone in my mothers house. I would guess its late 60s -early 70s, probably from when the phone company still owned the phones in people's houses. Pre phone jack too, the hand set is actually hard wired. Its really big and has some kind of goofy cushion on it to make it easier to hold on your shoulder without hands. So just for fun I put it in my car and when I am in bad traffic I take it out and put it on my shoulder and animatedly fake talk into it. I am getting lots of strange looks.
 

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I found an old phone in my mothers house. I would guess its late 60s -early 70s, probably from when the phone company still owned the phones in people's houses. Pre phone jack too, the hand set is actually hard wired. Its really big and has some kind of goofy cushion on it to make it easier to hold on your shoulder without hands. So just for fun I put it in my car and when I am in bad traffic I take it out and put it on my shoulder and animatedly fake talk into it. I am getting lots of strange looks.
And here I thought all your crazy stories were made up.
 

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Boy this episode of Mad Men is fantastic.
 

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Fuck, one of my friends must have entered me in a contest as a joke and I won. Of all the things to win "Spend A Day With Michael McDonald" would not be one I would choose. How the hell am I going to talk about "Sweet Freedom" all day?
 

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Fuck, one of my friends must have entered me in a contest as a joke and I won. Of all the things to win "Spend A Day With Michael McDonald" would not be one I would choose. How the hell am I going to talk about "Sweet Freedom" all day?

I bet comeds will be holding on with Michael McDonald minute by minute by minute by minute...
 

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I keep forgettin'...who is Michael McDonald?
 
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