Coffee talk

[SLY]

Guten morgen people.

 

[Darkstone42]

Good morning. I'm up on accident. I thought it was noon.

I went to bed at 5...

 

[SLY]

My clock was 3 hours ahead when I woke up. I thought it was noon but it was 9. I just stayed up. Went grocery shopping and hit up Target. Finally cooked myself an awesome breakfast and brewed a nice Sunday morning coffee.

Rocking out to the new Cynic EP. Which is unbelievably awesome.

 

[SLY]

 

[Automattic]

During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity
> level, and so I described a typical day this way:
>
> "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
> escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down
> several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of
> quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake."
>
> Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoorsman!"
>
>
>
> "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Like anything worthwhile in life a bad round of golf needs a solid foundation. If you're a drinker, a hangover & two hours of sleep is a good place to start.

If you don't drink, there are other things you can do to lay down a good foundation for a bad round of golf. Like eating at a Mexican restaurant that's received a score of 58 from the board of health. This will add not only discomfort but also a sense of urgency to your round. And it opens the door to creating a story that your buddies will tell for years to come.

Tip: In an emergency, a golf towel makes an excellent substitute for toilet paper.

From Jeff Foxworthy,'s "How to Really Stink at Golf"

 

[Automattic]

The best golf joke ever?.................probably me at the driving range.

 

[SLY]

guten morgen

 

[Automattic]

Whattup Slyster.


I have to get the kids ready all by myself today. I'm in trouble. Costumes and all...

 

[TOX1]

guten morgen

Morning JS.

I'm not a fan of Cynic.

 

[TOX1]

I have to get the kids ready all by myself today. I'm in trouble. Costumes and all...

lol Costumes already??

 

[SLY]

Morning JS.

I'm not a fan of Cynic.

They have changed significantly from their inception. They were a spinoff of the band Death from Florida. They were a more technical progressive version of Death Metal back in the early nineties. Then they didn't release anything till like 5 years ago and completely changed to a more "futuristic" sound... Hard to explain. I am into progressive, trippy shit, so I am a huge fan. They are great musicians. They def incorporated a "worldly" sound in the new EP that isn't even out yet.

 

[SLY]

Whattup Slyster.


I have to get the kids ready all by myself today. I'm in trouble. Costumes and all...

lol Costumes already??

Halloween is pretty much cancelled here in CT.

 

[SLY]

And good morning Matt. Just working. This state is like a fucking wasteland. Power out everywhere, trees lying across the roads everywhere. This is like 5x worse than Hurricane Irene for CT. Way more power outages and overall destruction.

 

[TOX1]

The best golf joke ever?.................probably me at the driving range.

I drive at over 300 yards consistently.

The 1st 150, its straight as an arrow - the next 150+ it's slicing to the right about 20-30 yards. lol

 

[SLY]

Playing golf means getting fucked up for me. Bourbon, lots of beer and cigars.

 

[TOX1]

They have changed significantly from their inception. They were a spinoff of the band Death from Florida. They were a more technical progressive version of Death Metal back in the early nineties. Then they didn't release anything till like 5 years ago and completely changed to a more "futuristic" sound... Hard to explain. I am into progressive, trippy shit, so I am a huge fan. They are great musicians. They def incorporated a "worldly" sound in the new EP that isn't even out yet.

Well....enjoy man.

 

[TOX1]

Playing golf means getting fucked up for me. Bourbon, lots of beer and cigars.

For me...except for the booze....yeah, pretty much.

 

[Automattic]

lol Costumes already??

Yup, party at school. Gotta get "Wonder Woman" all dolled up! I think Halloween is everybodies favorite holiday around my house.

 

[SLY]

You should check out the song "Memento" by Eluveitie Jack... I am addicted to this band. I love celtic folk, this band really puts a fucking awesome spin on it.