Coffee talk with Auto...

[SLY]

Im peacin out in like 15 minutes, woohoo. Im only doing 8 hours today,, fuck it, I do enough OT, I need to just chill. Gotta hit Walmart and get some allergy medicine and cold medicine and just blast whatever the fuck is attacking me.

 

[KillerVee]

Going out for lunch. Byeeeeeee.

 

[SLY]

:rapture:

 

[Darkstone42]

GOOD MORNING!

I woke up at 9 today, turned in my final English assignment, and went back to bed until 2. It was awesome.

 

[Darkstone42]

Do you know how hard it is for birds to pick up one shoe, let alone two??

It's not a question of where it grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

GOOD MORNING!

57 second mark.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

How in the hell is it even possible to wake up with a Spin Doctors song stuck in your head?


Said, if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead, now
And if you'd like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead, now
And If you wanna buy me flowers
Just go ahead, now
And if you'd like to talk for hours
Just go ahead, now

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Am I the only one who thinks "The snack that smiles back" jingle pertains to things other than Goldfish?

 

[SLY]

Awful stadium, but I am going...

Big 4 to play second U.S. concert at Yankee Stadium | TicketNews

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I have mixed feelings when employers post help wanted ads filled with misspellings and grammatical errors. On the one hand it fills me with confidence and gives me the notion that I will be able to trick my prospective employer into hiring me. One the other hand, it worries me that my resume might be too well put together for them to understand. To I stain it with ketchup before sending it in?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"Ketchup ... Catsup. Ketchup ... Catsup. Cats... K... K... uh, I'm in way over my head!"

 

[vtpoop]

Am I the only one who thinks "The snack that smiles back" jingle pertains to things other than Goldfish?

Ha. No, you're not. In fact, my buddies used to joke about that commercial and say there is a jingle for butt secks instead of a jingle for goldfish. One of the gayest commercials of all-time.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Ha. No, you're not. In fact, my buddies used to joke about that commercial and say there is a jingle for butt secks instead of a jingle for goldfish. One of the gayest commercials of all-time.

Uhhh... I was actually thinking of snatch. You know, it's a snack, it smiles... (well, if you turn your head sideways).

 

[vtpoop]

Uhhh... I was actually thinking of snatch. You know, it's a snack, it smiles... (well, if you turn your head sideways).

Ha, I see what you did there. I really hate those commercials, though

 

[Darkstone42]

Good morning!

Just checking in, so that Jeff doesn't comment on how late I start my days.

I'll be back on around noon.

 

[Comeds]

I have mixed feelings when employers post help wanted ads filled with misspellings and grammatical errors. On the one hand it fills me with confidence and gives me the notion that I will be able to trick my prospective employer into hiring me. One the other hand, it worries me that my resume might be too well put together for them to understand. To I stain it with ketchup before sending it in?

Might be a good idea to have something covered with White Out on your resume in this instance.

 

[KillerVee]

You're very contemplative today, Eddie..

 

[Darkstone42]

And I'm back online, working my first checkout shift. Noon to 4. Oh yeah.

I figure to occupy myself (because no one is checking out today) by doing my approved edits on my comp and submitting it to the library, thus completing my Allegheny career. That will probably take less than an hour, though, so for the rest of the time I'll read Froth, which my research adviser gave me as a gift last night.

 

[puckhead]

 

[KillerVee]

What the fuck is that, Puck?!