Coffee talk with Auto...

[Comeds]

Wow, thats the most erotic thing I have seen all day. Cold shower time.

 

[puckhead]

What the fuck is that, Puck?!

a snack that smiles back, of course.

 

[Comeds]

 

[Darkstone42]

Terror.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

so they decided to release the osama death pics huh?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The US government wasn't kidding about the nasty-looking hole then.

 

[Darkstone42]

The US government wasn't kidding about the nasty-looking hole then.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Might be a good idea to have something covered with White Out on your resume in this instance.

I did see a resume on the desk at our work, it actually had stuff blacked out with a marker. I'm not sure if the guy was in the Army and the government didn't want anyone to know that he'd undergone LSD psychotherapy, or if he was just an idiot.

 

[Comeds]

I did see a resume on the desk at our work, it actually had stuff blacked out with a marker. I'm not sure if the guy was in the Army and the government didn't want anyone to know that he'd undergone LSD psychotherapy, or if he was just an idiot.

When does he start? Sounds like a winner.

 

[SLY]

Good morning people...

 

[Automattic]

Good morning people...

Mornin'.


Sure is a lot of people day to day with hurt feelings around here...

 

[SLY]

Not I... happier than a pig in shit.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Night coffee people I'm shot but happy I just got called back to work being laid off sucks.I go back on the 16th woo hoo

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Drinking my angry coffee this morning.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

When does he start? Sounds like a winner.

A few jobs ago we hired a guy... on his very first day, he came in about two hours late. One of the guys asked him why he was so late, and his exact response was "sorry man, I had to see my probation officer this morning and I just really wanted to get high after that". He actually lasted several weeks before he quit.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Stripper confronts patron outside gentleman's club for allegedly leaving without paying for lap dances | MLive.com

Hitt said the 24-year-old stripper followed the man out of the club about 2 a.m. and demanded he pay her for lap dances performed inside.

When he refused, she open the passenger door of his van and tried to get in, said Hitt.

He said the man then began to drive away, and the woman was "half dragged, half swung," between the open door and vehicle.

She was eventually able to climb in and grab the steering wheel, which is when the man stopped the van, Hitt said.

Now that's one tough stripper! I have a historical reenactment right here, but it's in Spanish.

(Everything's better in Spanish)

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Coffee always tastes better when there are gently crashing ocean waves outside the window.

Would be better if it was at least above 70degrees though.

#toocoldtoswim
#coldwatermakepeepeeshrivel

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Yeah.

I used twitter hashtags.

#sowhatbigwhoopyouwanttofightaboutit?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

If you're a dork and you know it clap your hands..

#clapclap

 

[SLY]

Night coffee people I'm shot but happy I just got called back to work being laid off sucks.I go back on the 16th woo hoo

congrats bro.