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Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

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I got indicated yesterday afternoon.
A few months ago I stole Front Desk Molly's bagel. Back Door Sarah, rear security guard- nothing crude, saw me and extorted a Subway foot long from me for her silence. Knowing that I don't get along with Back Door Sarah* and hate Subway, speculation started as soon as we returned with our sandwiches, and I use that term loosely.

Word filtered to HR that something was afoot so Grace Santora, HR detective, started looking into things and rattling people's cages. Someone must have sung like a canary because yesterday there was a picture of a bagel on my desk and a note to see HR on Monday. I went to check in with Back Door Sarah, not to be confused with Help Desk Sara, and Red Head Steve was sitting where her desk used to be.
I'm beside myself with worry.

*it was actually a nice lunch. I told her about my stamp collection and she told me she once got a tattoo "downstairs" but it hurt so much she had them stop before completion. So she has a tattoo "down there" that says "Lucky Yo".
 

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I mean, he probably won't ever spend a day in jail, but just seeing that headline in his hometown paper is a great way to start the weekend.

 

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I don't like guys who are spot pickers for fights in the NHL, but it's even worse when you're spot picking Bible verses.
Sums up the MAGA's:

"You also played the whore with the Egyptians, your lustful neighbors, multiplying your whoring, to provoke me to anger."
ezekiel 16:26 :D

Sorry @dash I had to.
 

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I wonder if Boebert’s hubby whipped out his pecker to show it to the sons 17 year old gf.

He has a history.

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MTG basically calling Stormy a slut this morning - I'll just say this, at least Stormy put all her cards on the table regarding her profession, she's not cheating on her spouse and tearing apart her family like MTG has.
 

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I'm impressed. They finally started social distancing.
 

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I just saw a clip of Lindsay's appearance on Fox News last night and legitimately looked like he had been crying.

I imagine everyone with a skeleton in their closet that has ever capitulated to Trump has to be absolutely terrified of what he knows.
i can't imagine what Lady G thinks he is hiding at this point.
 
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