Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

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Seems legit.

I wonder if they had a Good EVEEEE-ning.

 

[Comeds]

Seems legit.

Ughh, he could do better.

 

[puckhead]

I wonder if they had a Good EVEEEE-ning.

he may have, but i can guarantee she kept her eyes closed

 

[forty_three]

East Palestine residents worry rashes, headaches and other symptoms may be tied to chemicals from train crash

Some residents of East Palestine, Ohio, say they have developed rashes, sore throats, nausea and headaches after returning to their homes this week, and they're worried these new symptoms are related to chemicals released after a train derailment two weeks ago.

edition.cnn.com

Swing back by the house to pick up some documents and come out with a rash and burning eyes.

But it's probably fine to live there.

 

[thedddd]

East Palestine residents worry rashes, headaches and other symptoms may be tied to chemicals from train crash

Some residents of East Palestine, Ohio, say they have developed rashes, sore throats, nausea and headaches after returning to their homes this week, and they're worried these new symptoms are related to chemicals released after a train derailment two weeks ago.

edition.cnn.com

Swing back by the house to pick up some documents and come out with a rash and burning eyes.

But it's probably fine to live there.

Quickly becoming the next Centralia PA.
And handled just as poorly or even worse.

 

[forty_three]

President Biden Makes Surprise Visit to Ukraine

Joe Biden makes a surprise visit to Kyiv, underscoring American support for President Volodymyr Zelensky and his war efforts against Russia.

www.rollingstone.com

 

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President Biden Makes Surprise Visit to Ukraine

Joe Biden makes a surprise visit to Kyiv, underscoring American support for President Volodymyr Zelensky and his war efforts against Russia.

www.rollingstone.com

Well, Comrade Carlson has his opener for tonight's show.

 

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[forty_three]

Well, Comrade Carlson has his opener for tonight's show.

Wonder which angle he's gonna take:

1) Joe is abandoning the people of Ohio. He should focus on domestic issues
2) Joe has endangered millions of lives in Kyiv by going thee. So selfish
3) How much is this costing you, John Q Taxpayer?

 

[forty_three]

The rest of us probably wouldn't really miss much if Texas and the five to it's right went away. Gas would get more expensive, and we'd need a passport to go to Disney World. But other than that, not much. In fact the rest of us would save on taxes because all of them are welfare states.

And it would reduce the number of batshit crazies in congress/senate to pretty much Bobo and Gym Jordan.

 

[thedddd]

Wonder which angle he's gonna take:

1) Joe is abandoning the people of Ohio. He should focus on domestic issues
2) Joe has endangered millions of lives in Kyiv by going thee. So selfish
3) How much is this costing you, John Q Taxpayer?

 

[forty_three]

Ah fuck. I shouldn't have laughed.

 

[thedddd]

Ah fuck. I shouldn't have laughed.

Don't worry I laughed also and shouldn't have.

 

[dare2be]

Be sure to let Lady Liberty hit you on your way out.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So red state governors send migrants north, northern blue politicians complain then they put migrants on buses and ship them to Canada and now Canada’s politicians are complaining.

Biggest example of a problem nobody actually wants to deal with you can come up with.

 

[esls79]

So red state governors send migrants north, northern blue politicians complain then they put migrants on buses and ship them to Canada and now Canada’s politicians are complaining.

Biggest example of a problem nobody actually wants to deal with you can come up with.

Wait a minute, Canada is getting all these migrants and they still have a shortage of quality goalies? Something doesn’t add up…

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Wait a minute, Canada is getting all these migrants and they still have a shortage of quality goalies? Something doesn’t add up…

Quebec is shipping them to other provinces and since only Quebec can make good goalies in Canada we wind up with Binnington.

 

[thedddd]

So red state governors send migrants north, northern blue politicians complain then they put migrants on buses and ship them to Canada and now Canada’s politicians are complaining.

Biggest example of a problem nobody actually wants to deal with you can come up with.

Perfect metaphor.
Each group is putting on a "happy" front to show their base they are doing what they think is right.
But in reality they just want to pass the buck in a painful act that no one wants to be part of.

 

[thedddd]

Quebec is shipping them to other provinces and since only Quebec can make good goalies in Canada we wind up with Binnington.

What if the second coming of Goalie Jesus came to Canada. Everyone thought he was actually a crazy loon, and they just shipped him to the US and he get shot?

 

[dare2be]

What if the second coming of Goalie Jesus came to Canada. Everyone thought he was actually a crazy loon, and they just shipped him to the US and he get shot?

Sounds like the making of the next Kevin Smith movie, Dogma 2: Saved!