Coffee Talk V: The Final Battle

[Bloody Brian Burke]

They are so stupid.

 

[dash]

They are so stupid.

No sense adding "Progressive" back to their party name, they are who they are.

 

[forty_three]

Trump is returning to social media in a few months with his own platform, spokesman says

Former President Donald Trump is coming back to social media -- but this time with his own network, a Trump spokesperson told Fox News on Sunday.

www.cnn.com

Considering the raging success of Trump Steaks and Trump University, this is going to go exceptionally well.

 

[dash]

Trump is returning to social media in a few months with his own platform, spokesman says

Former President Donald Trump is coming back to social media -- but this time with his own network, a Trump spokesperson told Fox News on Sunday.

www.cnn.com

Considering the raging success of Trump Steaks and Trump University, this is going to go exceptionally well.

Can't wait until people gleefully hand over their credit card information as part of the sign-up procedure and then are surprised that they are charged outrageous amounts for using this service.

 

[elocomotive]

Is this an actual 2 or 3 months? Or are we talking about like healthcare plan/voter fraud evidence 2 or 3 months?

Still waiting on both of those.

 

[thedddd]

Trump is returning to social media in a few months with his own platform, spokesman says

Former President Donald Trump is coming back to social media -- but this time with his own network, a Trump spokesperson told Fox News on Sunday.

www.cnn.com

Considering the raging success of Trump Steaks and Trump University, this is going to go exceptionally well.

I guess Trump and Crazy Mike will be in competition: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell reveals his new social-media site, called 'Vocl,' will be a cross between Twitter and YouTube

Also what is even funnier he is calling his site VOCL...I guess they did search that name prior: VOCL

 

[thedddd]

 

[elocomotive]

I guess Trump and Crazy Mike will be in competition: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell reveals his new social-media site, called 'Vocl,' will be a cross between Twitter and YouTube

Also what is even funnier he is calling his site VOCL...I guess they did search that name prior: VOCL

That's so crazy. I just started my social media site - ORL. It's a cross between YouTube and someone who loves dentistry/sex. We have a very specific target market.

I also have another site called Anal Roberts University, but litigation from a certain university has held up it's launch.

 

[thedddd]

That's so crazy. I just started my social media site - ORL. It's a cross between YouTube and someone who loves dentistry/sex. We have a very specific target market.

I also have another site called Anal Roberts University, but litigation from a certain university has held up it's launch.

What is even funnier he couldn't even come up a good acronym for VOCL. By his take it should be VOFS.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

What is even funnier he couldn't even come up a good acronym for VOCL. By his take it should be VOFS.

Voices Of Crack-cocaine Lovers?

 

[sbb122]

Can't wait until people gleefully hand over their credit card information as part of the sign-up procedure and then are surprised that they are charged outrageous amounts for using this service.

God please let this be free, I want to be the first person to be banned.

 

[forty_three]

God please let this be free, I want to be the first person to be banned.

Surely you wouldn't be banned from a freedom loving "Free Speech" organization for merely expressing an opinion?

 

[Comeds]

Voices Of Crack-cocaine Lovers?

If he is smoking crack and getting a good night sleep using that pillow than that is one fantastic ad for his pillow!

 

[elocomotive]

If he is smoking crack and getting a good night sleep using that pillow than that is one fantastic ad for his pillow!

Alternatively... the only way that pillow is remotely comfortable is if you are so high on crack you just don't care anymore.

 

[elocomotive]

I gotta give Vice News credit for the most honest headline on this topic...

The MyPillow Guy Is Making His Own Social Network and It Sounds Awful​

hahahahaha

 

[elocomotive]

Predicting cyber attacks, Lindell said the site would be “impenetrable,” and wouldn’t rely on Amazon’s cloud services, but use his own servers to ensure that no outside forces could take the platform offline. He added the site would have “the best security in history, we have got some patented technology that nobody in the world has." ​

Is it foam? You just put a bunch of pillow foam around your servers didn't you? Also, how funny is it going to be when liberal hackers shred the security system within like 72 hours.

​

“People are going to have more followers, 10 times more followers, I can't even tell you that part, that technology where you're going to have 10 times more of an audience,” Lindell told Bannon. “Steve, your own audience will be 10 times bigger. You're never going to have to worry about YouTube or Twitter again.”​

Twitter has 70 million+ American users. At 10 times that number, every man, woman, child, and baby would have to 2 VOCL accounts to have 10 times the reach of Twitter from a target market that has twice lost the popular vote in the last 5 years.

The pillow company owner promised cutting-edge features that will allow users to do all sorts of futuristic new things like “livestream,” “put things up,” and so much more. ​

Honestly, if I'm interviewing him at this point I'm just going to start making questions up like... "Is this a meme-based microtablet engine that some scientists thought wouldn't be possible?" or "Will this site cross the 2 kilobyte threshold that some have said would never be reached?" ...just to see what he'll say yes to.

 

[puckhead]

Twitter has 70 million+ American users. At 10 times that number, every man, woman, child, and baby would have to 2 VOCL accounts to have 10 times the reach of Twitter from a target market that has twice lost the popular vote in the last 5 years.

you are deeply underestimating the bot demographic.

 

[elocomotive]

you are deeply underestimating the bot demographic.

That's fair. They can create a self-sustaining conversation in the void of time and space and leave the rest of us alone.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Predicting cyber attacks, Lindell said the site would be “impenetrable,” and wouldn’t rely on Amazon’s cloud services, but use his own servers to ensure that no outside forces could take the platform offline. He added the site would have “the best security in history, we have got some patented technology that nobody in the world has." ​

Is it foam? You just put a bunch of pillow foam around your servers didn't you? Also, how funny is it going to be when liberal hackers shred the security system within like 72 hours.

​

“People are going to have more followers, 10 times more followers, I can't even tell you that part, that technology where you're going to have 10 times more of an audience,” Lindell told Bannon. “Steve, your own audience will be 10 times bigger. You're never going to have to worry about YouTube or Twitter again.”​

Twitter has 70 million+ American users. At 10 times that number, every man, woman, child, and baby would have to 2 VOCL accounts to have 10 times the reach of Twitter from a target market that has twice lost the popular vote in the last 5 years.

The pillow company owner promised cutting-edge features that will allow users to do all sorts of futuristic new things like “livestream,” “put things up,” and so much more. ​

Honestly, if I'm interviewing him at this point I'm just going to start making questions up like... "Is this a meme-based microtablet engine that some scientists thought wouldn't be possible?" or "Will this site cross the 2 kilobyte threshold that some have said would never be reached?" ...just to see what he'll say yes to.

I imagine that last question would play out like this.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

“Trudeau needs to do more than offer words, he needs to act”...by passing this motion that does nothing except offer words.