Coffee Talk V: The Final Battle

[thedddd]

So true:

 

[mooger_35]

Or just get rid of schools that will solve the problem.

Would create more republican voters

 

[thedddd]

Would create more republican voters

Yep I was being facetious because that is what the R's want.

 

[thedddd]

Just saw this, it is a winner.

Spoiler

 

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for the spoiler @thedddd

 

[sbb122]

 

[mooger_35]

And Jim Jefferies‘s gun bit is unfortunately still relevant all these years later.

 

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And Jim Jefferies‘s gun bit is unfortunately still relevant all these years later.

The pro-life party only cares about life while it is still in the fetus. Once it leaves, you're on your own.

 

[forty_three]

"It's not a guns issue, it's a mental health issue"

"So you're in favor of funding mental health care?"

"lol, no"

 

[thedddd]

"It's not a guns issue, it's a mental health issue"

"So you're in favor of funding mental health care?"

"lol, no"

Yep ask one, just one of these R's if they would repeal the Dickey Amendment. I bet they would all backpedal on that one.

 

[Comeds]

Fuck....haven't been online or checked the news since early this afternoon. Wish I hadn't....

 

[forty_three]

And when they inevitably say more guns in schools is the answer, remember - it rarely goes well.



Trump wants a civil war, let's just skip the war part. Again, let Texas secede and take all the states to it's right with it. Give everyone a year to move out. Then let them have their utopia while the rest of us join the civilized world. Fill it with Michigan Militia and MAGA shit stains. England cast out the puritans. Let's cast out the imbeciles.

And build a big fucking wall.

 

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And build a big fucking wall.

at the Canadian border.

 

[forty_three]

at the Canadian border.

Nah can be further south so the civilized society can have land for livestock to roam and the great lakes which are beautiful.

If we take the deep red population of places we aren't really using like Wyoming, Idaho and however many Dakotas there are now (what could it be like 30 people?) and put them in Alabama then the rest of us can enjoy our lives. We will also have to figure out everyone who voted for Gym Jordan and Sedition Barbie and relocate them too. Build the wall somewhere around that line in the middle of the US that was drawn for states below it to have slaves, and the ones above actually viewed everyone as human. Look at a map. Easy to figure out. East of Texas, south of that line - BEGONE FOUL BEASTS

 

[jstewismybastardson]

at the Canadian border.

When shit like this happens i worry about my school aged nieces in wash st and california. Such a twisted existence. At the risk of a dipshit saying things are no different in canada, kids here dont have to enter prison like settings to go to school daily. We parents here dont have to ask other kids parents if there are guns in the house when setting up play dates for our kids. These are just some of the twisted workarounds that americans have to learn to live with when the logical rational solution is staring them right in the face … do something about the fuckin guns!

 

[Comeds]

Steve's a good guy. And good on the Warriors for posting it.

 

[thedddd]

Nah can be further south so the civilized society can have land for livestock to roam and the great lakes which are beautiful.

If we take the deep red population of places we aren't really using like Wyoming, Idaho and however many Dakotas there are now (what could it be like 30 people?) and put them in Alabama then the rest of us can enjoy our lives. We will also have to figure out everyone who voted for Gym Jordan and Sedition Barbie and relocate them too. Build the wall somewhere around that line in the middle of the US that was drawn for states below it to have slaves, and the ones above actually viewed everyone as human. Look at a map. Easy to figure out. East of Texas, south of that line - BEGONE FOUL BEASTS

Give them Florida and call it a day.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

When shit like this happens i worry about my school aged nieces in wash st and california. Such a twisted existence. At the risk of a dipshit saying things are no different in canada, kids here dont have to enter prison like settings to go to school daily. We parents here dont have to ask other kids parents if there are guns in the house when setting up play dates for our kids. These are just some of the twisted workarounds that americans have to learn to live with when the logical rational solution is staring them right in the face … do something about the fuckin guns!

Mrs 43 is a Kindergarten teacher. She has been sitting and sobbing off and on since she got home. She's sitting in a hot bath drinking wine now.

Here are my solutions; treat guns like cars or treat them like medicine.

Cars you need to register each one, maintain them properly and prove your competence in operating them. In addition, you need to carry liability insurance in the event that your car is involved in causing grievous injury to another person or their property. Risk factors such as demonstrated carelessness increases the cost of such insurance. Also you pay for each one you own. And think of the commercials! LIMU EMU *bang bang* and DOUG

If they had everyone have centralized "Gun Care" and needed to go to a CVS with a prescription to get bullets, NO ONE would ever have enough bullets to kill such large numbers any more. Plus someone could get the patent to a certain kind of bullet and jack the price up to 5 grand a month for giggles. And if you wanted to increase your intake of bullets (upping your prescription) you would have to get a licensed mental health pro to write your prescription and then spend 3 months arguing with some actuary that they are not elective and they should be covered.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What is this fucking nonsense?