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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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The Unholy Trinity...

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My favourite thing to happen over the past few years was the government ceding some land in Vancouver to the natives and them immediately working with a developer to build a shit ton of massive towers in a part of town you’re not supposed to do that based on zoning, viewcones etc. and everybody losing their shit.

Just abolish planning forever and we’ll probably end up better.

 

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Did somebody with access to Roger's account post the above? I don't know the upside about making such a tweet lol
 

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I used to tell this joke when I was younger.

I have a tattoo on my dick, sometimes it say TINY...

other times it says TICONDEROGA NY

PUNY/Punxsutawney works too

lol - I have a version of the joke but it was a white guy and a black guy at side-by-side urinals. The white guy said his girlfriend's name was WENDY and he had it tattooed on his dick. Then he sneaks a peek and sees a "W...Y" on the black guy's dick.

White guys asks: Is your girlfriend's name Wendy?
Black guy: Nope, it's Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day
 
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