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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

dash

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Is he hoping to sell Melania because he needs the cash?

 

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PS - Let's say you had an account and for the life of you it's impossible to open it back for some reason despite many attempts. What the blazes are you supposed to do then? It's not me. Just asking for this incredibly well-endowed friend I have.
At least you could have fixed that nonsense of being a Capitals fan. :D
 

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Is "Mercedes" her hooker name?

Shamelessly stolen from reddit...

A rich man and a poor man are buying Christmas gifts for their wives. The rich man buys his wife an enormous diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes. The poor man asks, "Why did you get her a ring AND a car?" To which the rich man replies, "So that if my love is not happy with the ring, she still has a nice car to keep her happy." The poor man then goes and buys his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. The rich man asks, "Why did you buy your wife a pair of slippers AND a dildo?" "So if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"
 

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Not if Debra in HR knows how to keep her damn mouth shut!
Hey, good to see you.
Quick question, is it true that in college you worked in a shoe store and your message board handle back then was Sole Train?
 

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Chris Chelios and saunas are also trending :think:

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Does Bob endorse any major products? I want to buy stock in whatever the MAGAts are going to be buying up just to shoot at in protest.
 
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