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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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^ what % of gop magats see that tweet and respond with “bY GaWD THe dEMs uSed A I !?!?!” #riggedvote
 

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Also, the speaker with the most punchable face...

 

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I wonder how many people angry at the bottom picture, are actually kind of mad at the top one too

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She's a successful attractive woman in a position of power and you guys just can't handle that.

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MTG is so out of her depth and she knows it - After being completely humiliated, she just ups and leaves at the 5 minute mark. Classic case of being able to dish it out, but can't take it.

 

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Wait. The Repuglicans don't KNOW how many dem members there are in the house? LOL.

I can just see the Democrat representative from Buttfuck, Iowa jumping out from behind a curtain in an old timey magician's hat screaming "AHA! You thought there were 211 of us but you were duped my lady!! We are 212 strong. You fell for the oldest ruse in politics. "
 

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Wait. The Repuglicans don't KNOW how many dem members there are in the house? LOL.

I can just see the Democrat representative from Buttfuck, Iowa jumping out from behind a curtain in an old timey magician's hat screaming "AHA! You thought there were 211 of us but you were duped my lady!! We are 212 strong. You fell for the oldest ruse in politics. "

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Wait. The Repuglicans don't KNOW how many dem members there are in the house? LOL.

I can just see the Democrat representative from Buttfuck, Iowa jumping out from behind a curtain in an old timey magician's hat screaming "AHA! You thought there were 211 of us but you were duped my lady!! We are 212 strong. You fell for the oldest ruse in politics. "
lol, no way a congressman from Iowa would be a democrat
 

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MTG is so out of her depth and she knows it - After being completely humiliated, she just ups and leaves at the 5 minute mark. Classic case of being able to dish it out, but can't take it.

yet there she sits, with power to fuck shit up and not face any consequences.

I picture her like this every morning she walks into congress

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