Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[dash]

The problem is there are a ton of people with guns and itchy trigger fingers in Colorado...

 

[Comeds]

Ahh the time honored tradition of father in law to be posing with daughter in law to be dressed as a gargoyle princess. Nothing weird here.

Spoiler

 

[thedddd]

Thank you @Comeds for the spoiler.

We don't want to be gargoyle'd prior to christmas.

 

[dash]

Eye of newt and toe of frog...

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[thedddd]

Thanks @dash for the spoiler.
Already woke up with a stomach bug didn't need it to get worse.

 

[sbb122]

Eye of newt and toe of frog...

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[dash]

I was wondering why she was climbing up the stairs when she could just fly up them on her broom

 

[puckhead]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

lol…Oh no…scary threat.

 

[mattola]

I was wondering why she was climbing up the stairs when she could just fly up them on her broom

I wonder if one time in the dead of night she will wake up drenched in sweat eyes wide... mouth in a silent scream.......... with the lone thought


"I f%8ked that mushroom dick orange turd"

 

[Comeds]

WTF? Just found out I am not on the ballot in Colorado.......

 

[mattola]

WTF? Just found out I am not on the ballot in Colorado.......

well I guess I am not voting twice for you

 

[puckhead]

Lol

 

[dash]

Lol

Yup, that's why even if Trump appeals this decision to the Supreme Court, I don't think it will be overturned. This is quite different from Roe v Wade, he was directly involved in trying to stop the certification of a free and fair settled election.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[thedddd]

Come on spoilers! Spoilers!

We can still get gargoyle’d in reply tweets.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

WTF? Just found out I am not on the ballot in Colorado.......

Those bastards!!

They leave me no choice but to remove myself from that ballot as well.

 

[dash]

WTF? Just found out I am not on the Boebert in Colorado.......

Be thankful!!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

The salesman at the next trash-fashion outlet store where the gargoyle asks to try on a dress:

 

[Comeds]

Be thankful!!

I just want to have a nice romantic dinner with her.
Maybe sit by a fire, sharing a bottle of Medical Doctor 20/20, as we eat sophisticated food like mountain oysters, pork rinds, and Spaghetti O's. We could talk about our hopes and dreams as we stare in each other's eyes. Maybe we could talk about her taint, I mean her tainted pork sliders she poisoned people with. Oh the poor little people!

(I'm in a Webex meeting now and am trying really hard not to laugh with the phrase "Lauren Boebert's taint" in my head)