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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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You forgot to add that one side needs to tone down the violent rhetoric because apparently that one side is the reason why people are lashing out.
yeah the Dems are really over the top in this.. ESPECIALLY in their rallys.
 

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So I saw posts on this yesterday and all the MAGA's and her were trying to spew she did nothing wrong.

I guess the independent witnesses were all lying? :rolleyes:
she probably already voted? if not then she loses her right to vote correct?
 

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she probably already voted? if not then she loses her right to vote correct?
I honestly don't know, as she probably doesn't even live in PA.

But if she didn't vote and is still in jail on election day, then nope.
 

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I honestly don't know, as she probably doesn't even live in PA.

But if she didn't vote and is still in jail on election day, then nope.
imagine doing that for that vile pos who once he has your vote wont give a flying f$%k about you.

and imagine still not wanting to do anything you can to keep him out of office....
 

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yeah the Dems are really over the top in this.. ESPECIALLY in their rallys.
I saw one ad where they said Kamala thinks people have a right to clean water, but they didn't even mention turning the military on their opponents once. Not even once!

There blowin it!
 

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You know it is pretty bad as an awful "comedian" if this guy is the voice of reason.

Lol I think he's great, and awful, but you're right. Jeselnik as the voice of reason is hilarious
 

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I can’t help but feel like the posts about “dems, amirite?” are in jest at people like me (because they are). We’ve set the bar super low if you just need to be better than Trump, sorry. Hillary, Biden, and Kamala are subpar candidates. At least Obama excited the voters and ran on a solid platform.
Equating these candidates in any way shape or form is pretty insulting to anyone's intelligence.

One is literally trying to destroy the democracy.
 

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I saw one ad where they said Kamala thinks people have a right to clean water, but they didn't even mention turning the military on their opponents once. Not even once!

There blowin it!
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I heard of the Kill Tony youtube channel before. Only because a comedian I liked actually went on there to do their set. Outside of that it seemed painfully stupid.

Anyway this fool has been at this racist crap for a LONG time.


You know it is pretty bad as an awful "comedian" if this guy is the voice of reason.

tangent but Im a big fan of comedy/comedians. Much of the stuff out there today I lump in together is just crass mediocre unfunny trash that falls flat. Ive seen snippets of Kill Tony. Its meh to me. Shane Gillis has some good material but I dont think Im alone in sensing the subtext of genuine mysogny/racism. That Bobby Lee/Andrew Santino pod only grabs my attention for Bobbys filipina "cousin". (Those last 2 sentences kinda clash lol)

That all being said Ive come to appreciate Jesselnik for his completely over the top fucked up material ... I think hes's better than all of the above mentioned that fall into the category I call "todays Dane Cooks"
 

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One is literally trying to destroy the democracy.

and has already taken away the right for women to have autonomy over their own body. If he wins, he will deport millions of immigrants even if they are here legally in the US which will crater the economy.
 

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tangent but Im a big fan of comedy/comedians. Much of the stuff out there today I lump in together is just crass mediocre unfunny trash that falls flat. Ive seen snippets of Kill Tony. Its meh to me. Shane Gillis has some good material but I dont think Im alone in sensing the subtext of genuine mysogny/racism. That Bobby Lee/Andrew Santino pod only grabs my attention for Bobbys filipina "cousin". (Those last 2 sentences kinda clash lol)

That all being said Ive come to appreciate Jesselnik for his completely over the top fucked up material ... I think hes's better than all of the above mentioned that fall into the category I call "todays Dane Cooks"

i like his delivery.. that abortion joke.... holy shit..... lol
 

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tangent but Im a big fan of comedy/comedians. Much of the stuff out there today I lump in together is just crass mediocre unfunny trash that falls flat. Ive seen snippets of Kill Tony. Its meh to me. Shane Gillis has some good material but I dont think Im alone in sensing the subtext of genuine mysogny/racism. That Bobby Lee/Andrew Santino pod only grabs my attention for Bobbys filipina "cousin". (Those last 2 sentences kinda clash lol)

That all being said Ive come to appreciate Jesselnik for his completely over the top fucked up material ... I think hes's better than all of the above mentioned that fall into the category I call "todays Dane Cooks"

I don't mind some fucked up shit in my comedy either. Satire is a totally healthy way of dealing with some of the darker corners of modern life. But when when your "edgy" material has a steady theme of shitting on groups of people, usually marginalized groups, you left satire way behind and have just become a propagandizing piece of shit.
 

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I don't mind some fucked up shit in my comedy either. Satire is a totally healthy way of dealing with some of the darker corners of modern life. But when when your "edgy" material has a steady theme of shitting on groups of people, usually marginalized, you left satire way behind and have entered into just being a propagandizing piece of shit.

Exactly right, Kenny...When you recognize that Trump delayed billions of dollars of aid to Puerto Rico after they were slammed by Hurricane Maria, calling Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage is just punching down, piling on and unfunny. Also, you know your joke bombed when you have to go immediately out on Twitter to defend it.
 

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which one ? lol


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"I went to abortion clinic with my friend because I thought it was exciting, it was boring..... well maybe not for the baby but yeah I was bored"

i am still a massive fan of Ricky Gervais
 

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tangent but Im a big fan of comedy/comedians. Much of the stuff out there today I lump in together is just crass mediocre unfunny trash that falls flat. Ive seen snippets of Kill Tony. Its meh to me. Shane Gillis has some good material but I dont think Im alone in sensing the subtext of genuine mysogny/racism. That Bobby Lee/Andrew Santino pod only grabs my attention for Bobbys filipina "cousin". (Those last 2 sentences kinda clash lol)

That all being said Ive come to appreciate Jesselnik for his completely over the top fucked up material ... I think hes's better than all of the above mentioned that fall into the category I call "todays Dane Cooks"
Oh like you and @Comeds stated. I am a fan of comedy and comedians in general. Jeselnik I like a lot as he figured a way to make it edgy and not come across as bullying.

As for Shane Gillis that is spot on and the rest of them, like Theo Von, who Jeselnik was talking to, all fall into that wanna be Joe Rogan type to hopefully catch that core audience and money.
 

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Equating these candidates in any way shape or form is pretty insulting to anyone's intelligence.

One is literally trying to destroy the democracy.
But have you considered that one of them is a woman?
 

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But have you considered that one of them is a woman?

From earlier in this thread and I think Sly might have underestimated the racism number...

Who else am I to blame? This should be no contest, but here we are. Sure, we have slightly less than half the nation as brain dead racists, but the democrats should be able to run better candidates and a better platform to completely stomp the republicans… and they’re not.
 
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