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Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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"I am willing to spend as much taxpayer money as it takes turning schools into prisons as long as it means no mouth breathing redneck needs to take responsibility and no incel ever has to spend even a minute without their penis extension fetish toy"
 

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You're going the wrong way...

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If any of these Trump loving, asshole Canadians get convicted of helping Russia I hope the DOJ drags their ass down south and let's them rot in an American jail. Hell, if they said one bad thing about Mexico/Mexicans maybe we can send the redneck fucks to some jail in Sinaloa for 20 years.

String 'em the fuck up.
 

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If any of these Trump loving, asshole Canadians get convicted of helping Russia I hope the DOJ drags their ass down south and let's them rot in an American jail. Hell, if they said one bad thing about Mexico/Mexicans maybe we can send the redneck fucks to some jail in Sinaloa for 20 years.

String 'em the fuck up.
They all need to be sent to a pound me in the ass BBC prison. Oh wait second thought they might like that.
 

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JD Vance saying "Welp, that's just the way it is" and completely ignoring the fact that no other country on Earth has to deal with school shootings as frequently as the States (and it's not close).

 

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JD Vance saying "Welp, that's just the way it is" and completely ignoring the fact that no other country on Earth has to deal with school shootings as frequently as the States (and it's not close).

Maybe someone should give JD the "aww gumdrops" gif to use when there is another school shooting. You know, because theres nothing anyone can do
 

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JD Vance saying "Welp, that's just the way it is" and completely ignoring the fact that no other country on Earth has to deal with school shootings as frequently as the States (and it's not close).

Those fuckfaces are going to play the Bruce Hornsby song (without permission of course) at the next rally on a mass shooting day, arent they
 

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JD Vance saying "Welp, that's just the way it is" and completely ignoring the fact that no other country on Earth has to deal with school shootings as frequently as the States (and it's not close).

you have to actually commend him (or is it condemn) for actually just telling his feelings straight out.... he does not hide how much a ghoul he really is
 
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