Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

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You noticed that too, eh? What a lardass.

He probably gets chest pains from answering the phone.

I wish he would sit down for an interview with Jake Tapper, we could call it Jake and the Fat Man?!? What, it's already been done?!? I don't care lol

 

[sbb122]

Also, can somebody get Trump some oxygen, he's just standing there and he's out of breath.

In the US we call that sweating gravy

 

[mattola]

LOL.

Kim Jong Un likes this

 

[jstewismybastardson]

In the US we call that sweating gravy

someones hungr thirsty for the Trump gravy

 

[scoutyjones2]

someones hungr thirsty for the Trump gravy


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I need a spoiler for that Ms Lindsey vid

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I need a spoiler for that Ms Lindsey vid

 

[puckhead]

This should be the reaction from all women:

Read a thing that said voter registration among black females had increased by 175%.

Good.

 

[mattola]

Read a thing that said voter registration among black females had increased by 175%.

Good.

my guess is started to spike up after that interview with the Black Journalist Society

 

[puckhead]

lol. cunning plan, baldric

 

[Comeds]

Kim Jong Un likes this

I know people who laughed at that 20 years ago who think nothing is odd about Trump’s golfing boasts.

Luckily not many close to me

 

[dare2be]

lol. cunning plan, baldric

This again reeks of a completely fake story. But it's tRump, so

 

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This again reeks of a completely fake story. But it's tRump, so

Yeah, isn't the Halfway Post a satirical account along the lines of the Babylon Bee

 

[puckhead]

He has said several times "we don't need your votes"

 

[puckhead]

 

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He has said several times "we don't need your votes"

He has also said just go out and vote this last time and you won't have to vote again.

 

[mattola]

He has also said just go out and vote this last time and you won't have to vote again.

that is the most alarming one to me

 

[sbb122]

that is the most alarming one to me

Sorry not sorry but every time I see something like this these lyrics float through my head

Pauly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head

Replace Pauly with Donnie and leg with ear

 

[mattola]

Sorry not sorry but every time I see something like this these lyrics float through my head

Pauly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head

Replace Pauly with Donnie and leg with ear

a video could come out showing that the fake blood was being smeared on him by himself or one of his security showing how staged it was and his supporters would still vote for him.

 

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Replace Pauly with Donnie and leg with ear

Lionel Hutz: Uh oh, we drew Judge Snyder
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kinda had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "acckidentally" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"

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[Comeds]

In the US we call that sweating gravy

Wasn't Gravy Sweats one of the side characters on Dukes Of Hazzard? I think he was Enos' friend.

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