Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[mattola]

 

[scoutyjones2]

It's true. I totally forgot how to drive when I voted for Hillary.

Hilary is Asian?

 

[thedddd]

- todays vibe

 

[thedddd]

He sums it up well.

 

[mattola]

He sums it up well.

and very eloquently as well

 

[forty_three]

 

[thedddd]

He is either very petty or his cognitive decline is worse than expected, and thought that was his water for a moment.

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

I don't think what he said was all that far out of line. I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

 

[dash]

I don't think what he said was all that far out of line. I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

That song gives me the vapors

 

[Comeds]

 

[mattola]

He is either very petty or his cognitive decline is worse than expected, and thought that was his water for a moment.

The new Watergate... He has to try to top everything

 

[KennyBanyeah]

He is either very petty or his cognitive decline is worse than expected, and thought that was his water for a moment.

He's fidgety and panicking because he's having his ass handed to him. Doesn't know what to do with his nervous energy so he grabs the nearest water bottle to try to appear like he's not shitting bricks. Realizes too late that it isn't his bottle and puts it back.

And he's a senile, petty, ignorant, fake-accordian- playing, stupid ass motherfucker.

 

[mattola]

He's fidgety and panicking because he's having his ass handed to him. Doesn't know what to do with his nervous energy so he grabs the nearest water bottle to try to appear like he's not shitting bricks. Realizes too late that it isn't his bottle and puts it back.

And he's a senile, petty, ignorant, fake-accordian- playing, stupid ass motherfucker.

this is exactly it.... I am surprised he doesnt sweat more

 

[dash]

this is exactly it.... I am surprised he doesnt sweat more

 

[thedddd]

this is exactly it.... I am surprised he doesnt sweat more

The orange paint clogs the pores.

 

[Comeds]

this is exactly it.... I am surprised he doesnt sweat more

His undercarriage is probably dripping like a Sierra Mist on a hot summer day.

 

[mattola]

His undercarriage is probably dripping like a Sierra Mist on a hot summer day.

i just threw up a little

 

[thedddd]

i just threw up a little

His seat when he got up.

Spoiler

 

[jstewismybastardson]

His undercarriage is probably dripping like a Sierra Mist on a hot summer day.

sounds very citrusy

i just threw up a little more