Comeds
Unreliable Narrator.
I never said it was me!If someone 'did something' with an Ottoman...does that mean they're gay?
Alright it was. But only because I was watching TV and noticed the ottoman looking at me. Then I saw a Kathryn Hahn Dicks Sporting Goods ad. Then my wife went out to get the mail so I knew I had 30-45 seconds to play with.
I put a blanket over it. Still feels like it's looking at me, judging me. I'm going to wait until my wife falls asleep, take it out and throw it in some woods near me. I'll be happier with it out of the house, and maybe someone will find it in the woods and enjoy it.