Coffee Talk: 7 Words You Can't Say to Jack Johnson

[mattola]

Anyone witness people being sucked up into the sky yet?

i tried to pretend to be raptured and left my clothes at my office desk..

now I have a meeting with HR and Im naked

 

[thedddd]

i tried to pretend to be raptured and left my clothes at my office desk..

now I have a meeting with HR and Im naked

 

[mattola]

Story time....

I was scuba diving in horseshoe bay on Boxing Day back in 95/96 (cant remember) and I didnt have a dry suit so I wore the thickest wet suit I could find. the water was so cold. After spending as much time as I could handle in that cold water I went to change in the public washroom and when I took off my suit I was stunned. EVERYTHING was gone. My muscles shrunk it seemed and all I could say was "Like a frightened turtle" it was the weirdest thing

I believe George. and if you all (@thedddd @Comeds @dash @puckhead) are going to use this time to tell me I have a small pecker... check your DMs......

 

[thedddd]

Story time....

I was scuba diving in horseshoe bay on Boxing Day back in 95/96 (cant remember) and I didnt have a dry suit so I wore the thickest wet suit I could find. the water was so cold. After spending as much time as I could handle in that cold water I went to change in the public washroom and when I took off my suit I was stunned. EVERYTHING was gone. My muscles shrunk it seemed and all I could say was "Like a frightened turtle" it was the weirdest thing

I believe George. and if you all (@thedddd @Comeds @dash @puckhead) are going to use this time to tell me I have a small pecker... check your DMs......

 

[thedddd]

I mean who isn’t up for a good dick pic?

Spoiler

 

[mattola]

I mean who isn’t up for a good dick pic?

apparently no one in my office ....

 

[mooger_35]

Story time....

I was scuba diving in horseshoe bay on Boxing Day back in 95/96 (cant remember) and I didnt have a dry suit so I wore the thickest wet suit I could find. the water was so cold. After spending as much time as I could handle in that cold water I went to change in the public washroom and when I took off my suit I was stunned. EVERYTHING was gone. My muscles shrunk it seemed and all I could say was "Like a frightened turtle" it was the weirdest thing

I believe George. and if you all (@thedddd @Comeds @dash @puckhead) are going to use this time to tell me I have a small pecker... check your DMs......

For next time…

 

[dash]

Trump often refers to the January 6 insurrectionists as "hostages" - Speaking of hostages...

 

[mattola]

Trump often refers to the January 6 insurrectionists as "hostages" - Speaking of hostages...

i would say she needs help to get out of there, but everything I have seen from her is terrible so she can fluff off


sorry for the language

 

[dash]

i would say she needs help to get out of there, but everything I have seen from her is terrible so she can fluff off


sorry for the language

I would say she knew what she was getting into and hey she got herself and her parents into the US via chain migation (something that Trump and the GOP now wants to do away with). She's made her bed, now she can lie in it.

 

[sbb122]

Trump often refers to the January 6 insurrectionists as "hostages" - Speaking of hostages...

 

[dash]

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Big Yeesh vs. short leash.

 

[thedddd]

If you had Hellen Keller on your conspiracy theory bingo card. I think you just won the highest jackpot ever.

 

[Comeds]

Story time....

I was scuba diving in horseshoe bay on Boxing Day back in 95/96 (cant remember) and I didnt have a dry suit so I wore the thickest wet suit I could find. the water was so cold. After spending as much time as I could handle in that cold water I went to change in the public washroom and when I took off my suit I was stunned. EVERYTHING was gone. My muscles shrunk it seemed and all I could say was "Like a frightened turtle" it was the weirdest thing

I believe George. and if you all (@thedddd @Comeds @dash @puckhead) are going to use this time to tell me I have a small pecker... check your DMs......

There is a certain decongestant that if I take it - it shrinks everything. I probably discovered that 20 years ago and always made sure there was no chance anyone would see me while the meds were working. Not even Holly in HR

 

[dash]

 

[dash]

Let the seizing commence lol

 

[dash]

I was a big Andy Roddick fan and continue to be a fan post tennis career...

 

[Loco2]

I didn't notice anyone posting about the eclipse not happening, doubting the timing of the eclipse, or the cities in the path of totality, all of which were predicted and accurate down to the minute and the mile.

Funny because the scientific method and rigor that knows exactly where the path of the full eclipse is going to be is the same one that knows the Earth is round, warns of the dangers of climate change,and knows that vaccines/masks save lives.

 

[thedddd]

Let the seizing commence lol

 

[mattola]

I was a big Andy Roddick fan and continue to be a fan post tennis career...