Coaching Carousel 2025

[megalodon30]

I have no idea who this guy is…

@DJ Fieri

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He’s the GM

 

[Clayton]

You have to love the confidence of 'all the good jobs are gone so f' it I'm coming back and want nothing to do with Jacksonville' play.

 

[Clayton]

I have to say that I didn't expect the Jets job to get filled before the Saints and Cowboys.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I have no idea who this guy is…

@DJ Fieri

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Saw this literally when it broke.

 

[Iggloo]

RIP Aaron Glenn, we hardly knew ye. Now your career is ruined.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

About time

 

[Clayton]

About time

Seems like they're about 2 weeks too late for that to matter.

Unless they want Mike McCarthy

 

[Iggloo]

We need to see what Jerry does next. Waiting for Kellen Moore?

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

About time

Seems like they're about 2 weeks too late for that to matter.

Yep, about time and wtf took Khan so long to do this. What a stupid, shitty franchise.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Does anybody else get a Robert Saleh 2.0 vibe from the Jets hire?

 

[Iggloo]

Cowboys fans excited about a Schottenheimer era in Dallas? I was hoping for Deion, this is like the anti Deion, no sizzle.

https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article298985975.html

 

[Clayton]

Does anybody else get a Robert Saleh 2.0 vibe from the Jets hire?

Getting a 'full rebuild vibe' tbh. But if they fail to find a QB then its almost certainly the same result.

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

Good teams lose assistant coaches constantly. That's not new, just new for the Lions. When the cornerstone HC and GM of good teams remain in place, they just reload and keep being good.

The Lions will have their pick of the litter for both coordinators. When coaches from your team get hired up, that's where coaches want to go.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but it’s a lot more challenging when the head coach isn’t a play caller. If Andy Reid were to lose his coordinators (hypothetical), Reid would really only need to replace a defensive play caller. Since Campbell isn’t a play caller, he has to replace two. And they will most likely be outside hires with different game plans.

I don’t think the lions are going straight to the gutter again, but I expect this past season will be their best season for a long time.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

well the Bucs did have the 4th best offense.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

Cowboys fans excited about a Schottenheimer era in Dallas? I was hoping for Deion, this is like the anti Deion, no sizzle.

https://www.star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/article298985975.html

out of the names thrown around for the Cowboys.
This to me is best case scenario.

 

[Iggloo]

Schotty seems like the status quo, "bridge guy" pick. The guy you hire if you want to play out the string with Dak and rebuild. The guy you hire knowing you will fire him in two years.

Maybe that's realistically where the Cowboys are at to be honest. They can try to saddle up with Dak for another season or two, get a running back and another defensive lineman in the draft, and see if they can catch lightning in a bottle. But they are likely stuck with the current nucleus of players due to their cap situation.

Dallas will have to make a very tough call soon on whether to pay Parsons or perhaps trade him for picks to rebuild. It may sound unthinkable to fans right now but I suspect he will not re-sign with the Cowboys because things there are deteriorating, so they may deal him and start over IMO.

 

[Battlelyon]

I have no idea who this guy is…

@DJ Fieri

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He has the kind of name a 12 year old boy would use as a alias

 

[Battlelyon]

Does anybody else get a Robert Saleh 2.0 vibe from the Jets hire?

It's the Jets, you can count on them to underachieve.The Jets are an older distinguished gentleman still dating high value young afternoon strippers that are less attractive than any waitresses. And they have to settle for spit handjob rather than going all the way.

 

[Battlelyon]

The Browns are the Monday afternoon stripper look good in the dark from afar, but closer you get the more scars you see but still attractive enough to tease their fans with no champagne room visit. Browns fans are the simps for the stripper.


Welp Browns fans going to hate me again. Nobody cracks jokes on the Browns. I can not and will not change.

 

[Iggloo]

The Browns are the Monday afternoon stripper look good in the dark from afar, but closer you get the more scars you see but still attractive enough to tease their fans with no champagne room visit. Browns fans are the simps for the stripper.


Welp Browns fans going to hate me again. Nobody cracks jokes on the Browns. I can not and will not change.

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I feel bad for them, but Watson getting hurt again may be a blessing in disguise and a light at the end of the tunnel for that franchise.

Then again, with Jimmy Haslam, they badly fail my "owner theory" test of which franchises have a realistic chance to compete. They like the Jets and a few others have no realistic chance until they get a new owner.