Naughtymax
Internet MMA God
My bonus was 4x yours this year, apparently. Bought a Lacrosse with it net of tax because I'm cheap and don't want to waste money on a car. If you really make 6 figures you would get a hell of a lot more than $10k as a bonus unless you're lying. From your appearance at the Whirlyball I place you as a $30k per year button-pusher if you're lucky.
Also call BS on two 'masters degrees'. You simply don't write well enough or reason well enough for that.
This is the internet so bragging about real life makes you an even bigger douchebag if that's possible, but having met you I know I am your superior in every possible way.
Now, as to the other challenges: When you honor the 'two defensive FA signings at average salaries of $6MM or more' av bet you lost come talk to me. Nobody makes bets with welchers.
And this this I'll call this one a lifetime win for Max over the Beachball With Arms And Legs, Rob.