Chewie's White Sawx/Barves Octagan of Wannabe Brawl series

[craigk217]

I prefer "reserves" thank you very much.

"Calvary" even?

 

[Demonjoe93]

"Calvary" even?

Now that's the ticket!

 

[craigk217]

Hurry up & strand 'em ... I gotta piss.

 

[craigk217]

WTF Jones?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Big ass bruise there.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

The Braves hitters are tryin to kill mofos this inning.

 

[broncosmitty]

Welp ... I see da Kittys finally figured out how to beat the Blow Jays. Did a starting pitcher actually pick up a W?

Oh hell naw!!!

Bruce Rondon did what he does best. Suck and have the team come back to take the lead so he gets a W. Fat slob has three in a couple weeks.

 

[craigk217]

Jeeeezus.

 

[craigk217]

He gawwwwwn!

 

[craigk217]

 

[Chewbaccer]

White Cawks got lucky today. Lucky we didn't pinch hit for Aybar.

 

[craigk217]

AND ...

HOLY SHIITE MUSLIM ... Quintana actually picks up a WIN vs Barves' all-star token!

 

[gobigred]

FUUUUUUU!!!!

 

[craigk217]

Dayumit @gobigred ... gimme back my RAINBOW!

Don't cheat me!

 

[msgkings322]

The White Sox play in a little league park.

So, any position player willing to play there is obviously a pussy who knows they wouldn't even have warning track power in a real MLB Ball Park.

The Braves would easily win in a brawl.

Hell, the toughest players the White Sox have ever had in AJ Pierzynski, Tyler Flowers and Gordon Beckham now play for the Braves.

Albert Belle would murder those guys.

 

[craigk217]

Albert Belle would murder those guys.

So would Big Hurt while we're BSin.

Would luv to see Frank break Chipper in like four pieces then poke a stick in the remains.

But, that's just me.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Albert Belle would murder those guys.

Oh, please. Any of them could bend Albert Belle over and fuck him in the ass, and he'd just have to take it.

 

[Chewbaccer]

So would Big Hurt while we're BSin.

Would luv to see Frank break Chipper in like four pieces then poke a stick in the remains.

But, that's just me.

I like Frank Thomas.

 

[msgkings322]

Oh, please. Any of them could bend Albert Belle over and fuck him in the ass, and he'd just have to take it.

Carlton Fisk would rip all former Sox' arms off and beat them to death with them.

 

[Chewbaccer]

So would Big Hurt while we're BSin.

Would luv to see Frank break Chipper in like four pieces then poke a stick in the remains.

But, that's just me.

But I think you're forgettin about the Mexican that Chipper killed on his ranch in Texas a few years back. Chipper don't fuck around.