Caption this The Tom Brady Version

[TheRobotDevil]

 

[Bunkamania]

This must be a dream. Not only does this football feel perfect but, I think I'm Mickey Rourke.

 

[Judge Fudge]

I got a bun. Who's need a Sandwich?

 

[Inquisitor95]

Brady looks a little flat today for some reason. I just can't put my finger on it.

 

[FlyerFinFan]

It must be 12.5 PSI as that's what I asked for....

 

[smilesid]

I only let Gisele handle my balls.

 

[beardown07]

Tonight's game-ball will be Beyonce's severed Labia.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Tonight's game-ball will be Beyonce's severed Labia.

 

[Dude]

And in the turmoil surrounding deflategate, someone sneaked a nutsack into Brady's hand.

 

[NEhomer]

These laces feel perfect!