Caption This: Luke Schenn/Chris Pronger Edition

[flyersfan4706]

 

[fordman84]

"No I promise I can shoot a puck and knock a can right off your head. Hold real still"

 

[dash]

Kid, when delivering headshots, it's all about angles...

 

[mooger_35]

The white cane just didn't feel right...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Wait - hold on. I saw them do this in a movie once.​

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

What are you doin', Marv?

Don't...move...a muscle.​

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Don't get too close or I swear to God I'll use this!​

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

What do you mean that you'll...sign my other stick?​

 

[pixburgher66]

Luke: "Are you sure you're not Kris Kringle?"
Chris: "I didn't make this hockey stick, see...it says BAUER right on the stick."

 

[4thstreet]

I can take it,be honest-do these slacks make my ass look big?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

 

[dash]

You put your stick out front
You pull your stick back in
You put your stick out high
And you swing it all about

You do the hockey-pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You put your stick out front
You pull your stick back in
You put your stick out high
And you swing it all about

You do the hockey-pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

If you had said "hockey-pucky" I would have "liked" your post.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

If you had said "hockey-pucky" I would have "liked" your post.

Liked

 

[4thstreet]

"Okay,stop me if you've heard this one before.A hockey player goes into a bar..."

 

[dash]

If you had said "hockey-pucky" I would have "liked" your post.

Damn!

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Rough crowd no likes on the star wars reference

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Am I the only one amused by the guy in the flyers shirt standing in the same exact position as the foghorn leghorn on the desk

 

[dash]

Am I the only one amused by the guy in the flyers shirt standing in the same exact position as the foghorn leghorn on the desk

That Rhode Island Red turned white, then blue. Red, white, and blue, that's a joke son, a real flag waver.