Captain Kmart (AB)

[Bridgeburner]

In a city full of bridges this motherfucker has burned them all.

Eat a bag dicks AB.

 

[Superbelt]

In a city full of bridges this motherfucker has burned them all.

Eat a bag dicks AB.

Trying to navigate Pittsburghs bridges, u-turns and hairpins for too long can make any one crazy.

 

[DJ]

Denver when Kanye and AB buy the Broncos this summer and AB suits up at WR for them.

 

[DJ]

Trying to navigate Pittsburghs bridges, u-turns and hairpins for too long can make any one crazy.

I wanna go to Pitt for one of them sammiches at Primanti's.

 

[Superbelt]

I wanna go to Pitt for one of them sammiches at Primanti's.

Shit, if that's you're only reason, there are Primantis in other cities now.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Been here all my life and I've never been to a Primanti.

No idea why really.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Been here all my life and I've never been to a Primanti.

No idea why really.

Doordash bruh....

 

[Superbelt]

There is one in York.

It's got fucking RAVENS gear all over the walls.

How the hell does that happen?

 

[Bridgeburner]

There is one in York.

It's got fucking RAVENS gear all over the walls.

How the hell does that happen?

Burn York to the ground. Burn it all.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

There is one in York.

It's got fucking RAVENS gear all over the walls.

How the hell does that happen?

Instant aneurysm if I walked in there

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Awww man… AB’a show in Carson St got delayed?

 

[Superbelt]

Awww man… AB’a show in Carson St got delayed?

Anyone who goes to an Antonio Brown concert deserves disappointment.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Anyone who goes to an Antonio Brown concert deserves disappointment.

@thedddd & I were going to get shit-faced, bleach our mustaches, and sit in the front row.

 

[Pure Steel]

Anyone who goes to an Antonio Brown concert deserves disappointment.

Is Le’Veon the warm up act?

 

[Superbelt]

@thedddd & I were going to get shit-faced, bleach our mustaches, and sit in the front row.

You gotta throw some furniture at him, too.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

You gotta throw some furniture at him, too.

I was thinkin the gummy penises, like he threw at his ex-wife. Easier to conceal past the bouncers. Plus he would have the high ground for heavier objects.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

This was so uncomfortable to watch lololol

 

[Superbelt]

This was so uncomfortable to watch lololol

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

I’ve seen a few clips from this interview and I told myself not to watch more… but damn… can’t help myself. Jesus this guys brain is COOKED

 

[SteelersPride]

I’ve seen a few clips from this interview and I told myself not to watch more… but damn… can’t help myself. Jesus this guys brain is COOKED

He literally cant speak 3 coherent words