Can I get excited for the draft yet?

[Comeds]

I really hope the host of the evening tells the Shark's first pick - "Smile you son of a bitch!".

 

[Judge Fudge]

Don't the Hawks need defense? I mean, the only thing Keith is good at these days is throwing elbows and insulting female reporters.

Yeah. Lil taken back by this. Thought Dach was top 10 not top 5

 

[Judge Fudge]

I really hope the host of the evening tells the Shark's first pick - "Smile you son of a bitch!".

Oh he will. However he'll be thinking

" I hope Hertl or Miere don't take my lunch money "

 

[dash]

Speaking at the Oilers. There are Rumors that I have read about Lucic going to Calgary

 

[Groo]

That loud painful howl you will hear tonight will emanate from the young man who was selected in the first round by the Oilers.

Yeah, it's sorta baked in

 

[Groo]

I really hope the host of the evening tells the Shark's first pick - "Smile you son of a bitch!".

Did I over sleep and its the 2021 draft? Or ar you just talking Saturday?

 

[dash]

Smart kid...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jimbo belly flop incoming

 

[dash]

Jimbo belly flop incoming

 

[forty_three]

Don't the Hawks need defense? I mean, the only thing Keith is good at these days is throwing elbows and insulting female reporters.

No, they just got Olli Maata. He will probably have a breakout season.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Bettman was on 1050 and when asked if he’ll get booed he said something along the lines of he has a surprise that should turn the boos to cheers.

They’re speculating Barrie’s been traded to Van and that’s Bettman’s surprise.

None of this will happen. The surprise will be he grows a tail and descends into the 5th layer of hell.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Jimbo belly flop incoming

Pulling out a wrestling news blog statement.

"Tyson Barrie to Vancouver conformed"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

E5 i guess lol

 

[forty_three]

Bettman was on 1050 and when asked if he’ll get booed he said something along the lines of he has a surprise that should turn the boos to cheers.

They’re speculating Barrie’s been traded to Van and that’s Bettman’s surprise.

None of this will happen. The surprise will be he grows a tail and descends into the 5th layer of hell.

The only thing that will work:
"Before we start, I want to announce my retirement"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

E5 i guess lol

That just seems like a ridiculous, comically low offer for Aho. I know the Canes have historically lowballed (and this isn’t even their first such rumour today - Faulk is apparently also being disrespected lol) but fuck you’re gonna have to pay someone eventually lol

 

[forty_three]

Fuck Jeff Carter

 

[dash]

Fuck Jeff Carter

Maybe he's getting the Corey Perry treatment?!?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Maybe he's getting the Corey Perry treatment?!?

Buying a giant house in London for well beyond market value?

He is from there so...

 

[dash]

PK to Toronto?!?

 

[forty_three]

Maybe he's getting the Corey Perry treatment?!?

lol
Jeff Carter Contract Buyout Details - CapFriendly - NHL Salary Caps

His salary is 2m less than his cap hit, and to buy him out costs the same as paying him to play.

Until the next two years where it costs more.


And apparently he said earlier this season that if he got traded, he'd retire. Sticking the new team with his whole salary.

Corey Perry treatment isn't enough. He needs the Voynov treatment.