Call for new Hockey Forum mod

[beantownmaniac]

I have been contacted by many members on here via PM telling me I should put my name in to become mod of the hockey board. So for their satisfaction here I am making it happen.

WHAT!!!! NO ONE WROTE ME!!!!! BUNCH OF FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!










Ummm, I mean, I'm sure some of the fine members here will be writing me soon. It's always such a great pleasure reading the inspiring correspondence from all you intelligent people.

 

[mattola]

several

no he asked how many members contacted you not actual Coyotes fans in Phoenix.

 

[mattola]

I had the Ghost of Colonel Klink tell me that I should be a Mod

 

[beantownmaniac]

My campaign slogan:

Sammiches for everyone!!!! (on your choice of white, wheat, rye, pumpernickel, or bulkie roll of course)

 

[dare2be]

I forgot to mention, anyone who is interested in applying for the mod position must list the names and IP addresses of all sites you are or have previously moderated, a portfolio of previous successful moderator decisions made, and at least 3 references from users you have banned.



If you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, that trumps all.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I have been contacted by many members on here via PM telling me I should put my name in to become mod of the hockey board. So for their satisfaction here I am making it happen.

I had the Ghost of Colonel Klink tell me that I should be a Mod

Well, I've actually WATCHED the Mod Squad so I'm pretty sure I'm one up on you guys.

 

[mattola]

Well, I've actually WATCHED the Mod Squad so I'm pretty sure I'm one up on you guys.

i can spell MDO... DOH

 

[Voltaire26]

My campaign slogan:

Sammiches for everyone!!!! (on your choice of white, wheat, rye, pumpernickel, or bulkie roll of course)

I hate the Bruins and Red Sox, but I like your slogan. You have my vote and that other Bruin fan Jeff Sly!!!

Be kind to the Red Wings and their fans!!

 

[filosofy29]

several

I don't find it the least bit surprising that members come into contact with you.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I forgot to mention, anyone who is interested in applying for the mod position must list the names and IP addresses of all sites you are or have previously moderated, a portfolio of previous successful moderator decisions made, and at least 3 references from users you have banned.



If you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, that trumps all.

Not sure I can come up with that info, but I can give you:

The names and numbers of all the girls I've dated
A portfolio of those I successfully nailed (do you have enough hard drive space?)
And at least 3 references from those who achieved orgasm (it might take 6-8 months to call them all).

I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn last night, but I did split a six-pack of Dos Equis with the most interesting man in the world about an hour ago.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I don't find it the least bit surprising that members come into contact with you.

several

 

[mattola]

Not sure I can come up with that info, but I can give you:

The names and numbers of all the girls I've dated
A portfolio of those I successfully nailed (do you have enough hard drive space?)
And at least 3 references from those who achieved orgasm (it might take 6-8 months to call them all).

I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn last night, but I did split a six-pack of Dos Equis with the most interesting man in the world about an hour ago.

I saved money on car insurance by switching to geico? that count







well I didn't but I love the little gecko.

 

[Darkstone42]

Okay, okay, I'll accept your nominations. I understand your desire for a mod who will make all decisions based entirely on what science tells him is the correct choice.

 

[Darkstone42]

But seriously, I have seen a pretty significant decline in my posting lately, so it might be unwise to choose me.

Besides, I only really want to moderate the Pirates' board, but I don't think that's going to happen...

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I forgot to mention, anyone who is interested in applying for the mod position must list the names and IP addresses of all sites you are or have previously moderated, a portfolio of previous successful moderator decisions made, and at least 3 references from users you have banned.



If you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, that trumps all.

I didnt ban those posters on the devils board they turned into that hit

 

[mattola]

seriously though the person who posts the 41st post in this thread should be the mod.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

seriously though the person who posts the 41st post in this thread should be the mod.

 

[mattola]

in serious reality even though clarkson23devils just nominated me I think the active Mods should just pick a dude or dudette and then be done with it..... dont make it a popularity contest please.

















if chosen I would require an official Knighting ceremony thank you

 

[SLY]

lol, I agree. The mods should pick a person and ask them in PM.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

in serious reality even though clarkson23devils just nominated me I think the active Mods should just pick a dude or dudette and then be done with it..... dont make it a popularity contest please.

The fat goalies union agrees let the mods decide based on the qualities they are looking for from past experience popularity contests usually lead to trouble.And matty i think you would make a hell of a mod