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Browns owe the homeless man?

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Jimmy Haslam says homeless man convinced him to 'draft Manziel' - CBSSports.com


If this is a true story, and lets say Johnny Boy comes on to the scene and lifts the Browns into the playoffs.

I believe Jimmy Haslam needs to find this homeless guy and give him seasons tickets for the rest of his life.
I mean it's only fair to the homeless guy, here's Haslam proclaiming to a TMZ/ESPN snitch this story...

That's fair don't you think???
 

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^^^might have been the dumbest thing I heard all night:L


:wtf:
 

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I think Kiper mentioned it.....Jesus...that's just what yer fanbase wants to hear....."It was this homeless guy with a jar of his own piss that sealed the deal for me."
 

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Seems pretty much what you'd expect from the franchise and this decision.


It's too bad because they were actually doing a few things right for a change, that they have to fuck it up with this stupidity.
 

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I think its only fair, Manzel pans out, gets the Browns into the playoffs then I'm thinking this guy deserves a possible 50 yd seat maybe a nice corner luxury box I don't know maybe in a corner somewhere...
 

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There is literally zero possibility Manziel pans out, so I wouldn't worry about it.
 

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I think Johnny has to sit a year or two before they let him see any starts. He can pan out but if you just throw him to the wolves he doesn't have a prayer.
 

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I heard that story. Crazy shit!
 

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There is literally zero possibility Manziel pans out, so I wouldn't worry about it.

If he is even decent, you will look like more of a slapdick than you already are. :laugh3:
 

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There is no possibility that he is decent. It isn't possible for someone with his non-existent skill set to succeed at the NFL level.
 

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Heck even tebow got Denver to the playoffs...
 

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Denver's defense and weak division got them in.

As for the story. I doubt there is any truth.
1) In what world does a rich dude hob knob with a homeless guy?
2) The homeless guy is homeless but knows enough about college football to know Manziel is a good pick.
3) Homeless dude knows what Haslam looks like so he can tell him to draft Johnny Football.
 

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Denver's defense and weak division got them in.

As for the story. I doubt there is any truth.
1) In what world does a rich dude hob knob with a homeless guy?
2) The homeless guy is homeless but knows enough about college football to know Manziel is a good pick.
3) Homeless dude knows what Haslam looks like so he can tell him to draft Johnny Football.

1. So rich people don't see homeless people?? Why are they different?

2. Homeless people don't watch sports?? They can still go into bars or even look in the windows?? They read the paper like everyone else.

3. Back to reading the paper. If you are in Cleveland, you know Cleveland sports.

I think you are racist against homeless people. Or we can call it homist. :laugh3:
 

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If it's not true, I would state as such, if I were Haslem and prolly be a little pissed at ESPN.
 

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1. So rich people don't see homeless people?? Why are they different?

2. Homeless people don't watch sports?? They can still go into bars or even look in the windows?? They read the paper like everyone else.

3. Back to reading the paper. If you are in Cleveland, you know Cleveland sports.

I think you are racist against homeless people. Or we can call it homist. :laugh3:


A homeless person is created by a system of greed .... Man created homelessness... God created the earth... Funny how stupid man can be... I think the Browns did good but we'll know more in about 3-4 years...
 

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A homeless person is created by a system of greed .... Man created homelessness... God created the earth... Funny how stupid man can be... I think the Browns did good but we'll know more in about 3-4 years...

They are equals. Shit for all that we know, this homeless guy could of been where Haslam is at.
 

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1. So rich people don't see homeless people?? Why are they different?

I am not a billionaire and I rarely see homeless people. Unless he is seeking them out he probably misses them.

2. Homeless people don't watch sports?? They can still go into bars or even look in the windows?? They read the paper like everyone else.

I doubt a sports bar generally lets a homeless person chill there on a regular basis. As for reading the paper, that does not quite capture all that needs to be looked at when drafting a player. I seriously doubt Cleveland papers covered a ton of A&M games so the guy likely only saw box scores.

3. Back to reading the paper. If you are in Cleveland, you know Cleveland sports.

Could be.

Like others have said. Taking advice from a homeless person would be a browns move.
 

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If he is even decent, you will look like more of a slapdick than you already are. :laugh3:

There is literally zero possibility that he can look like more of a slapdick than he already does.
 
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