BREAKING: TOM BRADY SUSPENDED!

[Broncos6482]

I...dont think you quite understand it.

Then why don't you explain it to me?

 

[Indrid Cold]

I do think she's pretty overrated, but those boobs though...

Katy Perry...

 

[HammerDown]

Then why don't you explain it to me?

Rock needs a few minutes.

First he needs to breastfeed the kids then he's going to pack a fresh bowl.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

You'd think that I, of all people, would have seen that movie...I need to make that a priority.
Read plenty about the Mothman when I was a kid, total UFO nut at the time...even went to see J Allen Hynek speak on the topic at Northwestern.

I thought maybe you were implying Kate B was in that one, but IMDB says no...

No Kate wasn't in it, but you were!

 

[Indrid Cold]

No Kate wasn't in it, but you were!

Did my ass look good???

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Did my ass look good???

You were kind of ethereal.... Not a lot of form...

 

[Across The Field]

I suppose. But I'm particular. I don't get all worked up over just any hoor.

I'm just giving you shit. She's not the most gorgeous woman in the world, I know, but she's well put together. I'm an undeniable boob guy.

 

[Indrid Cold]

You were kind of ethereal.... Not a lot of form...

Awww MAN....how can I use THAT to pick up chicks?!?!?!

They're probably gonna think I'm some kind of angel thing with no dick...

 

[Rock Strongo]

Then why don't you explain it to me?

I find it...sad...that i would have to. Mayweathers inclusion should have been your first clue.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Rock needs a few minutes.

First he needs to breastfeed the kids then he's going to pack a fresh bowl.

My buddy asked me a couple of weeks ago "do you want a deal on something i offer only a few people?"

Little tiny popcorn buds that fall to the bottom of a pound. Not shake, just not big pretty buds.

"Everyone i deal with only wants the big, pretty buds. I use this to make oil or roll joints, but I'll sell you the teeny buds instead to save some cash."

Just got an ounce of whitestar kush for 150 bux. I was paying 160 a half for the same buds, just prettier. My shit goes in the grinder anyway.

 

[BUD]

My buddy asked me a couple of weeks ago "do you want a deal on something i offer only a few people?"

Little tiny popcorn buds that fall to the bottom of a pound. Not shake, just not big pretty buds.

"Everyone i deal with only wants the big, pretty buds. I use this to make oil or roll joints, but I'll sell you the teeny buds instead to save some cash."

Just got an ounce of whitestar kush for 150 bux. I was paying 160 a half for the same buds, just prettier. My shit goes in the grinder anyway.

Grinder-bowl-lungs

 

[handicappers]

Looks like the guy with Autism outsmarted you on this one...


That's like saying why doesn't a ref penalize himself when a player holds in front of him

outsmarted me? He said that the Brady phone coming up missing didn't mean anything. You're a dumb ass.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I believe the destroyed cell phone would qualify as an indirect admission of guilt.......

Otherwise, why would he destroy it????

Really? This hasn't been discussed enough over the last 18 months?

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Good comeback. Do you spit or swallow when Brady humps your mouth?

Now that's a quality come back. I bet you kill it at recess.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I loves me some of that irony

Shit

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Of course he did. Why wouldn't he? It's the dream of every commish to set up an elaborate trap to take down the face of their league and one of the greatest players his sport has ever seen. Most commissioners try this with their most popular players eventually. Happens all the time. Jordan, Gretzky, Montana, Jeter, etc... It's a long list of popular players that league commissioners have taken down for no reason. Wink.

The difference here is this commish has an ego the size of Texas, was pressured by the owners, been getting his ass kicked with other judgements being over turned. This was and still should be if anything a $25K fine for manipulating equipment.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Maybe you a but the U.S. judicial system and NFL punishments are completely unrelated.

And there is no law in place that makes it illegal to deflate a ball.

An employer can have rules that supersede the law. Do you really think a U.S. court has to hear every case of every punished employee and that a guilty verdict must be handed down before a punishment can be handed out? Do you really believe this? Really?

And since you already admitted the "deflator" thing is ridiculous..... why are you even still arguing about this?

This is a labor dispute and as such does and has gone to court.
As far as evidence, without it, it's an accusation nothing more nothing less.
Thus when and if Brady decides to sue the NFL for defamation of charachter he has a strong case.

 

[handicappers]

Now that's a quality come back. I bet you kill it at recess.

shit, at recess I was clownin' on fucktards like you. Bet you ran home cryin' to yer mammy.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

They don't say who they are, but they do say one of them ISN'T Kraft.

Report: Several NFL owners want to see Tom Brady's suspension reduced

 

[handicappers]

Brady will likely be suspended for a year or more.

Report: Tom Brady could be suspended for up to one year