Brasky's Game Eval

[Brasky]

I was behind the Mcneese bench. They kept looking up at us and giving throat slit gestures.

An FCS school shouldn't be given the opportunity to do that.

I was clapping for 'em as they came off and I spotted one kid in particular that did the gesture several times and I said "HEY SIX!!!" He looked at me and I gave him the throat slit gesture.

Cool story bro aside,

This was embarrassing, and sad, and the players should be ashamed of themselves. Both lines got pushed around all day long, Tommy thought WR's feet were their hands, Jack Gangwish is terrible, and our secondary couldn't run with McFuckstick State's diminutive wide receivers.

I'll say one thing though, those little fuckers were quick.

One mind blowing stat: AMEER ABDULLAH HAD ONLY 3 TOUCHES IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. COUNT 'EM THREE!!! TIMMY, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU SMOKING UP IN THAT BOOTH?

We just got out played in every aspect of this game. I'm SERIOUSLY concerned at this point. That looked like a 5 win team out there.

Still, we move to 11-0 vs FCS schools (though this was the smallest margin of victory) never to play one again.

Still, we move to 2-0 unscathed aside from the giant blow to everyone's ego.

 

[Brasky]

One more fun fact: there's only 4 players on their team listed at 300+ lbs.

They looked it too. Smallest team I've ever seen Nebraska play and they pushed us around.

 

[HizzleRocker]

I was behind the Mcneese bench. They kept looking up at us and giving throat slit gestures.

An FCS school shouldn't be given the opportunity to do that.

I was clapping for 'em as they came off and I spotted one kid in particular that did the gesture several times and I said "HEY SIX!!!" He looked at me and I gave him the throat slit gesture.

Cool story bro aside,

This was embarrassing, and sad, and the players should be ashamed of themselves. Both lines got pushed around all day long, Tommy thought WR's feet were their hands, Jack Gangwish is terrible, and our secondary couldn't run with McFuckstick State's diminutive wide receivers.

I'll say one thing though, those little fuckers were quick.

One mind blowing stat: AMEER ABDULLAH HAD ONLY 3 TOUCHES IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. COUNT 'EM THREE!!! TIMMY, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU SMOKING UP IN THAT BOOTH?

We just got out played in every aspect of this game. I'm SERIOUSLY concerned at this point. That looked like a 5 win team out there.

Still, we move to 11-0 vs FCS schools (though this was the smallest margin of victory) never to play one again.

Still, we move to 2-0 unscathed aside from the giant blow to everyone's ego.

 

[Brasky]

It was a tongue in cheek sarcastic "this is our one sad little moral victory" statement.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

VV weighs about 400 in reality and he got his ass handled by a guy who was like 250

 

[iruletheskool]

Maliek Gerry and JMitch played great

 

[psaboy]

One more fun fact: there's only 4 players on their team listed at 300+ lbs.

They looked it too. Smallest team I've ever seen Nebraska play and they pushed us around.

Quick is greater than fat 100% of time

 

[Brasky]

J. Mitch with the quote of the day saying with what they just put on film they look like a 9-4 team all over again.

That's an optimistic assessment at this point. I don't see this team even going to a bowl game as-is

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I just want to know what the long bomb passes were all about in the 4th quarter.

We should have been trying to get in FG range and instead Beck dialed up like 6 homers.

 

[Exorbitant]

J. Mitch with the quote of the day saying with what they just put on film they look like a 9-4 team all over again.

That's an optimistic assessment at this point. I don't see this team even going to a bowl game as-is

So last year when I said Nebraska may lose 5 games this year, I wasn't taking Mcneese into account either. Sad, but true.

 

[Brasky]

Beck was panicking JJM

 

[sandhill_husker]

Celebrating this one is like you made it to the restroom, just in time, only to discover someone just destroyed with a big, stinky, greasy shit. And they didn't flush.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Beck was panicking JJM

It looked like he grabbed a bottle of Jack and started chugging to me.

If I would have been panicking, which I was, I would have been calling short effective pass plays.

 

[Red_Alert]

J. Mitch with the quote of the day saying with what they just put on film they look like a 9-4 team all over again.

That's an optimistic assessment at this point. I don't see this team even going to a bowl game as-is

Ameer gave a Tebow speech in the presser.

I don't have the exact quote, but it was along the lines of 'I promise it won't happen again'.

 

[Nate]

Ameer gave a Tebow speech in the presser.

I don't have the exact quote, but it was along the lines of 'I promise it won't happen again'.

And, yet, I know it will happen again.

 

[Red_Alert]

Beck was panicking JJM

yup

 

[Red_Alert]

It looked like he grabbed a bottle of Jack and started chugging to me.

If I would have been panicking, which I was, I would have been calling short effective pass plays.

McNeese was taking that away (a la UCLA). That's a blueprint to Nebraska down. We've been watching it for years. Hence so many blowouts or close games against very average opponents.

Nebraska's just not very good up front.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I swear Beck is dragging this team down.

Everyone always gives him a pass, but seriously when the game gets serious he shits the bed over and over again.

His Offense can be sexy when it's rolling......but when it's not he just goes full on Madden.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Obviously there are several coaches on this staff playing a part in it, but Beck needs to be asked some of those tough questions.

 

[sandhill_husker]

Never go full Madden.

Ready for an RA motivational poster with Beck's mug on it.