Ron Burgundy
I look good...
wayne rooney is great snoogins
you'll see when he gets moved from United and doesnt have goals stolen from him by 2 of the best players the sport has ever seen (RVP and Ronaldo)
he's a good player... The only person whose last name isn't "Rooney" that thinks he's the white-Pele... is JD...
He's a fringe top 10-15 player in the world... JD talks like he's a top 10 player of all time. He just aint. Maybe his definition of "true greatness" differs from mine.
I've asked him repeatedly to say why he feels that he's a "true great" but he can't.. he just says "you're an idiot" and stomps off to his next anger-fueled post..
JD's a self-admitted soccer noob... He hitched his wagon to Manchester United about 45 minutes after Notre Dame got exposed as frauds (again) in the national title game.
So naturally, he thinks Wayne Rooney = Ronaldo or Pele or Zidane (or any other "true great")