Blue Jays follies thread

[johnson]

I am getting the feeling that if we don't laugh at this team, we will be crying all day long. So let's keep tally of all the embarrassing moments for the Jays. Here goes...

1. TRAVIS SNIDER HITS HOME RUN to lead Pirates over Jays.

Just waiting for Josh Johnson to throw a no-hitter against them.

 

[johnson]

Ricky Romero has good stats in Spring ball. I think other teams are purposely whiffing on his pitches and getting out so the desperate Jays will be stupid enough to put him on their opening day roster. Will it work?

 

[johnson]

We all knew Jose Reyes wasn't going to be healthy an entire season, but one at-bat and he's fixin to go on the DL????

Opening day features a matchup of the 2012 Cy Young winners. Guess which pitcher looked like a Cy Young caliber ace? Yeah, not ours. Dickey right back to where he left off...sucking.