Bikini Hockey League?

[BF4L]

Nothing like chicks sweating in cold weather in bikinis

 

[beantownmaniac]

Hell, if we get a team in eastern Mass, I'll be first in line for seasons tickets.

 

[BF4L]

Hell, if we get a team in eastern Mass, I'll be first in line for seasons tickets.

I will be 2nd

 

[BOSSMANPC]

She was just a goaltender's daughter, but she's seen a lot of rubber through her crease...

Rep my friend...Big time!

Edit: I must spread first, man I feel cheap.

 

[Taz_Hokie]

Hell, if we get a team in eastern Mass, I'll be first in line for seasons tickets.

I will be 2nd

I hear tickets are going on sale next week. Maybe Marchand & Lucic will be in line behind you since their season will be done.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'd like to see that hot model chick in the Habs jersey and the chick in KennyBanyeahs avatar out there as well.

That's Chris Neil in my avatar.

I'm a huge Neil fan but I sure as fuck don't want to see him in a bikini.

 

[Slimpikins]

Even with this joke of a league, Pro Beach roller hockey will still be the biggest bastardization of the sport.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Even with this joke of a league, Pro Beach roller hockey will still be the biggest bastardization of the sport.

Ramp it up!

 

[Wingingit]

Sending in my application to be a linesman as we speak. Can't wait to dive in and break up a fight.

Only league where the linesman get two minutes for a spearing.

 

[davnlaguna]

Only league where the linesman get two minutes for a spearing.

I'd
try and hold out for a 5 minute major

 

[RangersReds03]

Only league where the linesman get two minutes for a spearing.

And at least the game misconduct for hitting from behind will be worth it.

 

[dash]

I'd
try and hold out for a 5 minute major

Butt-ending?!?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

And at least the game misconduct for hitting from behind will be worth it.

Yeesh!!

This is too good to not rep, even if you are a Rangers fan.

 

[Comeds]

I am waiting for Eddie to incorporate a dick stabbing joke into this thread.

 

[li0lsh]

Even with this joke of a league, Pro Beach roller hockey will still be the biggest bastardization of the sport.

Haha I remember that! I love watching roller hockey on TV

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Have Steigerwald & Errey been hired as the TV Analysts yet? Macguire can be the in between the glass analyst & Milbury can be in the studio with JR.

It's all about getting them away from NHL hockey. I'm a solutions oriented person.:

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I'd like to see that hot model chick in the Habs jersey and the chick in KennyBanyeahs avatar out there as well.

I'm drafting Misa Campo on behalf of I know her name

 

[davnlaguna]

one of my high school/ facebook friends had his daughter send in pictures
I am guessing she may be one of the players since they had her interviewed

Hockey taking new form with Bikini League

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Looking forward to seeing a little wardrobe malfunction on the ice....

 

[pixburgher66]

My court-ordered sensitivity therapist has strongly advised me against making jokes about the following:

Anything related to accepting a pass in the slot or crease areas of the ice.
One player tying another up.
The aforementioned periods.
High sticking.
One-time-hers (both transsexual and one-night stand varieties)
Scoring.
References to "people coming over the boards."
ESPECIALLY any of the previous but confusing the word "board" with "broad."
Catfights.
Renaming of the location behind the net known as the "office" with "kitchen."


The therapist did okay the joke about how all the Penguins would need would be a wardrobe change though.

So...you want to see the Pens players in bikinis then?