Bikini Hockey League?

[li0lsh]

New sports league forming for scantily clad women

 

[jstewismybastardson]

nipply

 

[SLY]

Fuck yes!

 

[dash]

She was just a goaltender's daughter, but she's seen a lot of rubber through her crease...

 

[higgyfan4]

She was just a goaltender's daughter, but she's seen a lot of rubber through her crease...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Great, the last thing we need is more periods in the game.

 

[SLY]

Great, the last thing we need is more periods in the game.

You sir, had to have gotten your masters in humor during your vacation from SportsHoopla.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I just heard that pulling hair is allowed during fights, and that Craig Adams is upset he was told he couldn't play.

 

[puckhead]

first player I'd draft is Tessa Bonhomme

Cheers!!!

 

[dash]

Where have you gone, Manon Rheaume?

 

[SLY]

I'd like to see that hot model chick in the Habs jersey and the chick in KennyBanyeahs avatar out there as well.

 

[Automattic]

She was just a goaltender's daughter, but she's seen a lot of rubber through her crease...

The shake of the head from Higgy.....It's how I always know I done good.

 

[forty_three]

I don't care that she can't play.

 

[Automattic]

I don't care that she can't play.

...says Burkie as he evaluates anything in a hockey jersey.

 

[puckhead]

Fuck Dallas!!

 

[buffhockey]

Surely they will need a trainer or two in the locker room.


:charlie:

 

[beantownmaniac]

New sports league forming for scantily clad women

Sending in my application to be a linesman as we speak. Can't wait to dive in and break up a fight.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Great, the last thing we need is more periods in the game.

 

[Vadered]

My court-ordered sensitivity therapist has strongly advised me against making jokes about the following:

Anything related to accepting a pass in the slot or crease areas of the ice.
One player tying another up.
The aforementioned periods.
High sticking.
One-time-hers (both transsexual and one-night stand varieties)
Scoring.
References to "people coming over the boards."
ESPECIALLY any of the previous but confusing the word "board" with "broad."
Catfights.
Renaming of the location behind the net known as the "office" with "kitchen."


The therapist did okay the joke about how all the Penguins would need would be a wardrobe change though.

 

[dash]

The shake of the head from Higgy.....It's how I always know I done good.

Yup, with every headshake from Higgy, I take one step closer towards the abyss.