Big rumors out of T-Town (Bama)

[WhiteMamba]

Got about 5 of these from media members w/in 30 seconds.

Stay tuned.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Right now we are looking at rumors that there are rumors?

 

[WhiteMamba]

Kiffin is out

Or

Saban switched to Hostess ding dongs instead of Lil Debbie oatmeal pies.

My column:

 

[WhiteMamba]

Right now we are looking at rumors that there are rumors?

Oh there are rumors. Should find out shortly.

 

[The Authority]

Clay Travis feed says Kiffin did some fooling around.........

 

[fishinabarrel]

Oh there are rumors. Should find out shortly.

I appreciate you confirming the rumor that there are rumors.

 

[fishinabarrel]

Clay Travis feed says Kiffin did some fooling around.........

Oh please let it be with Saban's wife

 

[WhiteMamba]

Pope Frances to replace Saban as HC at Bama!!!

BOOM!!

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

Nick Saban retiring, Kiffin taking over -- couldn't handle being in Jim Harbaugh's shadow

 

[Goldbug]

Everybody's got to hate on the big dog. For awhile it was USC. Oklahoma also had its turn. Florida State was hated for a couple of years. Now it's Alabama. Heads up Ohio State; you're next. I just want this cycle to hurry up and get the Sooners back to being the most hated sons of bitches in all of college football.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Breaking News w/ Harvey Updyke:

 

[Justin Tyme]

Nick Saban retiring, Kiffin taking over --

That would be oakly dokely with me!


Oops... been ninja'd by above post

It was a good thought while it lasted!

 

[Justin Tyme]

Everybody's got to hate on the big dog. For awhile it was USC. Oklahoma also had its turn. Florida State was hated for a couple of years. Now it's Alabama. Heads up Ohio State; you're next. I just want this cycle to hurry up and get the Sooners back to being the most hated sons of bitches in all of college football.

Now wait a minute... LSU still has a few minutes left out of their 15.
LSU has two glass balls and need to finish up their display with the Mounted Vagina in the middle!!!

 

[KnightAndDay]

Breaking News w/ Harvey Updyke:

Please let this be true.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Kiffin is out

Or

Saban switched to Hostess ding dongs instead of Lil Debbie oatmeal pies.

My column:

I'm buying stock in Hostess right now, the 85% will increase profits by 1,000% if Saban endorses!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

You can't fire a coach for sleeping w/ a boosters wife!

Nice try, Bama...you're stuck with him

 

[Wild Turkey]

Pope Frances to replace Saban as HC at Bama!!!

BOOM!!

That just got you an extra 10 years in purgatory buddy.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Every place this snake goes he leaves a burning bridge and bad blood.

Oakland, Tennessee, USC, now Bama.

 

[963BUSC]

Clay Travis feed says Kiffin did some fooling around.........

If he is fooling around he is insane. I mean why would you go out for hamburger when you have this at home?

 

[WhiteMamba]

That just got you an extra 10 years in purgatory buddy.