BIG Excuse Thread Bowl Season 2015-16

[KingKoolKat75]

Since Bama fans got the excuse threads started off early I thought I would make mine for Ohio State.

Our DT Aldolphus Washington likes the Putang too much and is too lazy to talk some poor college girl out of her skivvies...

 

[Red_Alert]

"Leftover stadium pizza again?"

 

[KingKoolKat75]

"Leftover stadium pizza again?"

Food poising that's a good one...how much is a slice of stadium pizza?

 

[UNA Lion]

Bama pre-excuse, just in case en such.

Bama got beat.




by themselves, the officials, or both.

 

[Red_Alert]

Food poising that's a good one...how much is a slice of stadium pizza?

Last year it was $5 for a slice of Valentino's at Nebraska's stadium. I didn't go to any games this year.

 

[theboardref]

"Our match-ups weren't favorable."

 

[7Samurai13]

Wow, this long for the Whiney ass, Big Ten, old reliable...
Playing virtually away games/have to travel so far

 

[Bamabino]

Notre Dame was holding on every play.

 

[Codaxx]

"1 month of free time is far too much for a college kid to have to stay out of jail or urinate cleanly"

 

[Bamabino]

 

[B_dub]

Just in case. "It wasn't a conference game, so it doesn't matter."

 

[ckhokie]

"I'd like to see what the outcome would be if your team ever had to play in the cold"

 

[nddulac]

"Our players were anticipating letters from Med School, and didn't want to harm their 'surgery' hands."

 

[cwerph]

Notre Dame was holding on every play.

ND is playing Bama? I'm changing my picks.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

1. Nebraska is 5-7 taking on a UCLA team that is 8-4

2. The game is in their home state of California.

3. UCLA's passing offense is ranked 25th, and Nebraska's pass defense is ranked 121st. Passing defense improved because two of the last three teams Nebraska played were the 87th and 89th rated passing offenses in Rutgers and Iowa.

4. Nebraska is ranked 107th or worse in five NCAA categories

5. Mike Riley couldn't win in California when he coached at Oregon State.

Was I supposed to come up with a stupid reason why Nebraska lost?

The team was ready to play the game at 6:30 PM, but then they learned the game was at 8:30 PM their time. They were peaking two hours too early.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

"1 month of free time is far too much for a college kid to have to stay out of jail or urinate cleanly"

Codaxx, I did find your post funny, but then I realized that the Longhorns weren't smart enough to be selected at 5-7 for a bowl game.

 

[The Oldtimer]

Bama pre-excuse, just in case en such.

Bama got beat.




by themselves, the officials, or both.

Bama didn't want to play that day. They weren't ready

 

[HuskerinBig10]

I got my best excuse now,

Nebraska was selected because of their Academic Progress Rate, their athletes were actually studying instead of practicing.

 

[Codaxx]

Codaxx, I did find your post funny, but then I realized that the Longhorns weren't smart enough to be selected at 5-7 for a bowl game.

Fact that you think it measures education and intelligence makes me laugh. Utah State, Boise State, and Nebraska are clearly better academic institutions than Havard and the military academies based on that fantastic logic

 

[UNA Lion]

Bama pre-excuse, just in case en such.

Bama got beat.




by themselves, the officials, or both.

Bama didn't want to play that day. They weren't ready

Ah, that's the one I was missing. Thanks.