Big big Buff wow

[mattola]

This lockout may kill big buff

Holy shit

 

[Slimpikins]

Lol, he may lose a foot if he gets ant fatter.

 

[dash]

Lol, he may lose a foot if he gets ant fatter.

Yup, reminds me of a Seinfeld episode...

Comedian: Jerry, do I need to lose some weight?
Jerry: No, all you need is some height.

 

[dash]

matty, he's still a lightweight though compared to Keith Tkachunk...

 

[higgyfan4]

matty, he's still a lightweight though compared to Keith Tkachunk...

LMAO!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

matty, he's still a lightweight though compared to Keith Tkachunk...

Must spread rep.

 

[4thstreet]

sob makesover $5mil perseason-invest in a dietician/nutrisionist you fat fuck.

 

[elocomotive]

This lockout may kill big buff

Holy shit

Holy shit is right! I suddenly feel like i'm in fantastic shape!

 

[elocomotive]

Dustin Byfulklien

 

[dash]

From boating incident to bloating incident...

 

[DevilishWon]

From boating incident to bloating incident...

Well played sir.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

From boating incident to bloating incident...

 

[blindbaby]

Holy Fug!

 

[pixburgher66]

You can be that big in any sport but hockey pretty much.

 

[puckhead]

I'm just going to copy my post from this thread
http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...iscussion/42400-big-buff-boating-blitzed.html


Dustin Bufflin Fat Joke Day, doo dah, doo dah
Opens his mouth and says "Hey hey hey", oh the doo dah day


the rest come from the tweets:
- Buff will wear the number 747
- told to pick on someone his own size, so he went after both Sedins
- Not a Jet, he's a Winnipeg Blimp
- Winnipeg Jumbo Jet
- Jets are going to have to hire a tuba guy for him

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

You can be that big in any sport but hockey pretty much.

Soccer?
Tennis?

 

[pixburgher66]

Soccer?
Tennis?

I'll concede those. Thought soccer just after posting.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

This lockout may kill big buff

Holy shit

I'm going to send that in to Snopes, I'm pretty sure he's standing in front of one of those funhouse mirrors.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

He would be considered fat even if he was a professional bowler.

 

[puckhead]

He would be considered fat even if he was a professional eater.

ftfy


- now I'm not saying he's fat, but when he's in the locker room, he sits next to everybody
- now I'm not saying he's fat, but when it's game time they need to grease the doors and hold a twinkie on the other side to get him out of the room.
- now I'm not saying he's fat, but he sat of a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose
- now I'm not saying he's fat, but when he got arrested last summer it was because he was carrying ten pounds of crack. no drugs, just crack.
- now I'm not saying he's fat, but his blood type is O-reo