Baseball Books That'll Never Be Published

[NCChiFan]

How to make millions, dye a sock. - Curt Schilling

 

[Cyder]

Pablo Sandoval - The Stolen Base King

 

[redseat]

"I reached out on purpose to F over the Cubs" - Steve Bartman

 

[Inquisitor95]

"Play Great Baseball by Using Your Head" --Jose Canseco

 

[Inquisitor95]

"Ruining a Perfect Game For the Fun of It" -- Jim Joyce

 

[The Derski]

"Playing baseball with a cool, level headed approach" -Nyger Morgan

 

[The Derski]

"Controling your emotions while playing the game you love" -Carlos Zambrano

 

[The Derski]

"My life as baseballs premier flame thrower" - Tim Wakefield

 

[Cedrique]

" " - Steve Carlton

with 320 page forward by Tim McCarver

 

[Cedrique]

"Safely operating and maintaining your drone" - Josh Tomlin

 

[Cedrique]

"Who is Ron Goldman and why is he mocking me" - Rollie Fingers

 

[Cedrique]

"For the last time, It's pronounced 'Coon.tz' - Rusty Kuntz

 

[Omar 382]

"How to Adequately Defensively Man Third Base in the Twilight of Your Career"
-Michael Young

 

[Omar 382]

"Doing Something Wrong: How to Get Away With It"
-Ryan Braun (ghostwritten by OJ Simpson (who Braun did not credit))

 

[ElTexan]

The Key to Winning: The Sacrifice Bunt
- Joe Maddon

 

[calsnowskier]

"To All the Girls I've Loved Before"

By Mike Piazza

 

[msgkings322]

"How To Win When You Charge The Mound" - Robin Ventura, epilogue by Nolan Ryan (which is just two words: "Never happened")

 

[DrewScott]

"Mine" Steve Bartman

 

[DrewScott]

"How to be a people person" Jose Bautista

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

The Zen of keeping a "poker face" while on the mound, John Lackey