Astros humiliate Pettite & Yankees...Sox lead grows to 3

[Ron Burgundy]

cause those are the only two options... moron

I don't tell the pope how to pray...


That's because he's the fucking pope...

 

[PeteNYC]

Stephen Drew is starting to grow on me

His numbers don't show it, but he's been hitting the ball hard since he came off the DL

but, is his infield practice like ****?!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I've been kicking around the idea of having tacos for dinner again...

Wife wants me to take her out for sushi...


I could go for roll..

 

[gener8tr]

Wife wants me to take her out for sushi...


I could go for roll..

I enjoy Cali-Rolls, but actual raw fish is just too much for me to stomach.

Love me some wasabi and soy!

 

[Kate Upton]

There is so much that they hate about us and our way of life... It's beyond delusional to think that "in Ron Paul's world, there would be no attacks on America"...

The older bomber was quoted to have once said "I don't have one single American friend, I do not understand these people"


There's a whole lot more to it than our occupied military territory outside of our CONUS borders..

Again, common ground!

Ron Paul's absurd foreign policy was always why he never stood a serious chance.

That and his striking resemblance to Monty Burns

 

[PeteNYC]

Dirt....Ellsbury never bad mouthed anyone, don't let Uno screw you with false info....


And if you think Uno's opinions are motivated by anything but the players in quesions uni's? You're fucking naive....

who's naive? and is he a good fuck?

 

[Most Driven]

You alllllllllllllllllllllllllll suck today



I'm pretty awesome though

 

[PeteNYC]

Domestic Drones however?


That's some shit straight out of Orwell....

but snoogy is okay with it cause he can keep his legs and imaginary children safe

 

[Kate Upton]

You alllllllllllllllllllllllllll suck today



I'm pretty awesome though

Half right

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Man, my boy Greg says that... "come in for the real thing" when we're hugging...


Where is that from?

Vince Vaughn Wedding Crashers

 

[PeteNYC]

There is so much that they hate about us and our way of life... It's beyond delusional to think that "in Ron Paul's world, there would be no attacks on America"...

The older bomber was quoted to have once said "I don't have one single American friend, I do not understand these people"


There's a whole lot more to it than our occupied military territory outside of our CONUS borders..

smart people swore they only hated us because of President Bush.

what happened?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

but snoogy is okay with it cause he can keep his legs and imaginary children safe

You ever wrestle your dog until you cum?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Or maybe old school

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You alllllllllllllllllllllllllll suck today



I'm pretty awesome though

Even me?

 

[Most Driven]

Or maybe old school

It's wedding crashers


but pretty sure will ferrell says it

 

[PeteNYC]

You ever wrestle your dog until you cum?

If I do, will i be courageous? will the president call me?

 

[Most Driven]

Even me?

I always e-love you dirt



But could have been a little more "brady sucks" today

 

[Lord Scalious]

I always e-love you dirt



But could have been a little more "brady sucks" today

To be fair...Dirt did try a Brady joke..

 

[PeteNYC]

we spent the entired day talking abotu gay athletes, how much more Br-dy do you want?!

 

[Kate Upton]

cool...and my post never had the words "in any and all contexts" in it...yet you inferred that's what it meant...why do you get to make up things I never said and apply them to me but I can't do the same to you?

So you're taking a dick in your ass?

Soon?

If not, why?